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Flash Gordon (1980)


The universe is ruled by metrosexual Fu Manchu, and a football player must overcome an army of plastic ketchup people. After using his finesse to save the galaxy here, it’s no surprise that Josh Barnett went on to become a successful heavyweight in MMA.

Mr. Gordon may have a bland personality, but he fortunately isn’t played too histrionic. It would’ve been so easy to overact the satirical square-jawed ‘HERO’ part, but Josh Barnett-lite tones it down enough to be funny and likeable. Also, picking a favorite voice in this movie is like picking a favorite child. I personally gravitate towards the bellowing husky-viking-angel guy, with the booming and dynamic cadence. He speaks in caps lock. “STTAAUNND BUUUAY… “

There’s a majestic glow highlighted by a tinge shinier than Roy Scheider smeared with Vaseline. If Albert Pyun directed 2001 with sunglasses on, it wouldn’t be as shiny as this. This is a nice complement to the sets, in all of their hot dog saturated grandeur. The sets themselves occasionally look like vast, symmetrical Peter Greenaway-esque stages constructed by an LSD-stimulated Hulkamaniac.

Star Wars may have light sabers, but it lacks floppy blunt plastic swords. This came out around the height of Star Wars-fever, and seems like a borderline satire of big budgeted sci-fi fantasy epics. There’s an involving story and fun characters in addition to its ‘spoof-ier’ aspects though. It embraces the source material, I suppose. It’s not like Spaceballs where the entertainment value lies purely in the farce. Even though the humor is silly and self-aware, I don’t think it goes too overboard on comedy. It’s hammier than a Canadian deli, but I could see somebody who didn’t know any better thinking that it was actually trying to be badass… which makes it even more hilarious.