Originally Posted by Anonymous Last
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: |
Look what I found...a poem to Bush's wife
Roses are red Violets are blue Oh my lump in the bed How I've missed you Roses are redder Bluer am I Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy The dogs and the cat, they missed you too Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier -George W Bush |
i dont know about that poem, did you make it up????
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nope here's the site i saw it http://home.cwru.edu/modpl/forum/thr...sage_id=0000lO
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i think i am getting carpal tunnel syndrome.
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Me too. Or Arthritis, either way my joints win.
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i just bought a sick trenchcoat at a thrift store for 5 bucks. Stokage...
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very cool :)
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Originally Posted by gummo
i think i am getting carpal tunnel syndrome.
Head for the LIIIIIGHT! |
Originally Posted by Zeiken
i just bought a sick trenchcoat at a thrift store for 5 bucks. Stokage...
My point is........wait what is my point.......perhaps I have no point. Perfect for the nothing thread eh? :p |
Originally Posted by Ultimate_Thrill
ahhhh this is my favourite thread: Seinfeld, Melted Cheese and Nothingness. :)
FRANK: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be another way! KRAMER: What happened to the doll? FRANK: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. "A Festivus for the rest of us!" KRAMER: That musta been some kind of doll. FRANK: She was. -from The Strike |
God this thread is full of crap :laugh:
Keep it up! |
i just bought a sick trenchcoat at a thrift store for 5 bucks. Stokage...
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i'm buying a tee-shirt that says, "If I gave a ***** what you thought, would I wear a shirt that says **** Off!?!
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i bought a shirt for a friend today, it says "Jesus Rocks" and has Jesus playing a guitar. My friend is on a big religious and spiritual quest and also plays guitar, i thought he would like this shirt.
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Originally Posted by SpoOkY
:rotfl: I miss Seinfeld and I love that episode. remember at the end where George has to try to pin his dad in a wrestling match, I think it was the feat of strength or something. I almost cried when the last episode aired, but the wicked Greenday song may have had some input to that.
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I use a dandruff shampoo everyday and I can't help feeling that if I stop using it or run out my dandruff will return.
I'm DOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWN with corn. |
Yo - there was a problem, and you solved it
Check out the thread while Cabbage Head resolves it |
nothing is not being here but still posting...
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Originally Posted by Cabbage Head
I use a dandruff shampoo everyday and I can't help feeling that if I stop using it or run out my dandruff will return.
I'm DOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWN with corn. |
Originally Posted by 7thson
Dandruff is a sign of dry hair, use mayonaise once and you may never get it again. You might also smell funny, but I heard it works.
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Dandruff is a sign of dry hair, use mayonaise once and you may never get it again. You might also smell funny, but I heard it works.
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I like bein' a dork...
Who's with me? |
Me. :)
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YES!!!! GO DORKS!!!! but there must be a clear distinction, WE ARE NOT NERDS!!!
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you all realize that Dork is whale feces... right?
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Originally Posted by Michael_myers
you all realize that Dork is whale feces... right?
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no just tell you that you're naming yourselves as whale feces
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hehe
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hahaha and nerd is a type of candy :P
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http://www.elmtreedental.com/Images/...nka_nerds.jpeg
Originally Posted by RedQueen83
hahaha and nerd is a type of candy :P
i used to love Nerds when i was a kid |
The very God? Dost thou think, Habib? So the all knowing were the all loving too?
My crotch smells. |
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Originally Posted by Cabbage Head
The very God? Dost thou think, Habib? So the all knowing were the all loving too?
My crotch smells. :confused: |
Originally Posted by gummo
:confused:
Just needs to brush after each meal! |
Originally Posted by Cabbage Head
My crotch smells.
i'd rather transform back into a frog for now! http://allaboutfrogs.org/gallery/ani...ani/mrpfrg.gif |
Originally Posted by chicagofrog
oh, guys, you're disgusting!
i'd rather transform back into a frog for now! I'll blame your parents for this. What is their number? I'll call them. |
Hugs and attention??? Who would want to hug a frog?? I suggest someone kiss him/her and transform the person into a human, then give it all the love it wants...
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She's a school teacher with a sexual appetite for students
yep, USED TO be... :p
I think sometimes you need hugs and lots of attention!
Who would want to hug a frog?? I suggest someone kiss him/her and transform the person into a human, then give it all the love it wants...
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your funny did you know that???
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your face is funny!!! no im just messin with you. you were talking about the frog. i thouhgt about the frog in the end of SHREK 2. I thought you loved Shrek so why hate the frog who turned out to be the dad who was cool. i mean come on, its a frog and its John Cleese, HOW MUCH COOLER CAN IT GET?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
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go bushhhhhhh......i mean kerry
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SHE? She is he, he is me. Me is he. Me be he.
Forsooth the truth at the root is nothing but cold calculations. |
Originally Posted by Cabbage Head
SHE? She is he, he is me. Me is he. Me be he.
Forsooth the truth at the root is nothing but cold calculations. |
no its someone who is illusioned...
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Originally Posted by starrdarcy
no its someone who is illusioned...
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?????????????????
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Originally Posted by Cabbage Head
SHE? She is he, he is me. Me is he. Me be he.
or let me be me, so let me see they try to shut me down on MTV\ but it'd feel so empty, without me |
oh man, this is getting to complicated for my amphibian brains...
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and even more so for dumb ogres...
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it is after all, the nothing thread, which has come to seven pages in less than a week
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Originally Posted by Michael_myers
it is after all, the nothing thread, which has come to seven pages in less than a week
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Put your glad rags on and join me hon, we'll have some fun when the clock strikes one.
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Rock.
ROck. roCK. |
Roll.
ROll. roLL? |
Why are we posting like this?
When riding a bike, can you envision yourself turning left, but make yourself turn right? |
what was that supposed to mean??? This is after all the nothing thread, it essentially were you can talk about nothing!!!
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Originally Posted by starrdarcy
what was that supposed to mean??? This is after all the nothing thread, it essentially were you can talk about nothing!!!
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anything goes! Post all you want!!!
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Pass in upholstered silence. We only exist in crisis. We only exist in crisis....
517 Shoppers Quispamsis 518 Stacker Bagger Platform 519 New Minus First Pro Pensivity. |
Originally Posted by Cabbage Head
Pass in upholstered silence. We only exist in crisis. We only exist in crisis....
517 Shoppers Quispamsis 518 Stacker Bagger Platform 519 New Minus First Pro Pensivity. |
what was this thread about again?
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lol
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Originally Posted by chicagofrog
what was this thread about again?
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would it not be a good idea to create a something thread ? or a no one thread?
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Anonymous Last- Fact #1
I sleep with the television on. |
Michael Myers Fact #1
i sleep with CSI on |
chicagofrog fact #1
my TV sleeps with me on! |
I'm fackt up. Seebelppa ta tae reven lliw I.
polkas, waltzes and scottishes, Charley Brun. |
starrdarcy fact #1
I watch tv 9 hours a day! |
I only watch TV in Christ's name. He's always taking my remote!
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SammyD Fact #716: Sdrawkcab daer nac i.
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Golly gee! All this darn filthy kinky reading in this thread...Yoda's going to haul out the hose and spray our eyelids open and shove Woolite in em'.
*shrug* |
Originally Posted by Anonymous Last
Golly gee! All this darn filthy kinky reading in this thread...
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SpoOkY Fact #1
My cat's breath smells like cat food |
Originally Posted by SpoOkY
SpoOkY Fact #1
My cat's breath smells like cat food |
the cat food smells like the cats breath.
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[/quote]the cat food smells like the cats breath.[quote]
:laugh: |
the cat food smells like the cats breath.
:laugh: |
Anonymous Last- Fact #3
I first said the F word at the age of two. It was when I was at the doctor's office getting an immunization shot. One look at the needle and I told my mom, "F_ck That!" My mother claims that she was very embarrassed. |
MM fact #2 i have a watch that can control tv's
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No way?!?!!?! Sonbitch!
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MM5087 Fact #1 : My real name is Seth Andrew Kopchu. But you can call me Seth if you like.
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Country and western stars that wear cowboy hats all the time are balding. That's why.
Am I eating chicken stew today or is it eating me??? |
Originally Posted by Cabbage Head
Country and western stars that wear cowboy hats all the time are balding. That's why.
Am I eating chicken stew today or is it eating me??? |
yeah, he is one crazy F***
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MM Fact #3 i plan on dying a virgin, not by choice, just, the same as if you heard that a suicidal cult got hold of nukes, u'd plan on the world ending
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SD Fact #2:
I plan to become a sikh |
Can I have a turban when you become part of the crew?
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MM Fact #4 I'm writing a book
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Froggy fact 23635: i'm planning NOT to become a sikh, nor a sick, nor a book-writer...
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Don't wanna be an artist, cause everyone comes to look
Don't wanna be anything where my life's an open book. A dream it's true But I'd see it through If I could be wasting my time with you |
Originally Posted by Anonymous Last
Can I have a turban when you become part of the crew?
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A bean color.
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Suppose you buy 100 pounds of potatoes that are 99% water. After leaving them outside for a day, they are now 98% water.
What is the weight of these slightly dehydrated potatoes? Most people assume the potatoes now weigh about 98 pounds. But the potatoes now weigh just 50 pounds! If you are wondering why, here is one way to look at it: Since 99% of the original 100 pounds of potatoes is water, the remaining 1% (ie. 1 pound) of the original potatoes is actual potato "stuff". Since the potato stuff doesn't evaporate, it remains one pound. Now, after dehydration the potatoes are 98% water (which implies 2% of potato stuff). Since we know 2% of the potatoes (ie. the potato stuff) weigh one pound, 100% of the potatoes must weigh 50 times the weight of the potato stuff, which gives us 50 pounds. It is amazing things like this that make me want to go back to school. not. |
Originally Posted by 7thson
It is amazing things like this that make me want to go back to school. not.
How many other things am I that wrong about? (I wasn't asking you, Yoda.) |
good facts, why don't we start a thread called the "facts" thread. We could add in all the facts and tidbits we know.
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Originally Posted by starrdarcy
good facts, why don't we start a thread called the "facts" thread. We could add in all the facts and tidbits we know.
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All I have been smelling all day is rubbing alcohol.
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