The witty postyard

It's not about what you'd do with things you don't have, it's about what you do with the things you do have. - DaShiz (of course)

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"It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves"

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Concert Tab!! MOFO poetry Been Dreaming Lately?

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege."

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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

And i am not afraid of falling, i just dont want to be there when i land.

No, sorry…that was an offer for a free taco.

Zantigo's!


Don't feel as though you must immediately run off and play Twister with your frilly underthings.


Now get away from this thread and go post your vote in the "Who has the larger cock: Emmanuel Lewis or Gary Coleman" thread.

BYe BYe!

Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

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Horror's Not Dead
Latest Movie Review(s): Too lazy to keep this up to date. New reviews every week.

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Fix or do three small things that you have been meaning to do for the longest time. It is the little annoyances in life that people do not take care of that weigh on them and they do not even notice it.

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

I remember the good ol' days, but for some reason they do not seem so good anymore.

Lookout!!!! Life is about to crash down on you.

Everyone has the right to have an opinion, but not everyone has the right to be taken seriously.

This thread was meant to be a "Post an original quote of your own and let it be witty and pithy (damn O'Reilly") Somehow End of the Spear has made a way here....Well I say, If you want to talk about the End of a Spear, you should at least know your times tables to 9 DAMMIT!!

see below....

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The Divide by Zero Foundation - Where the real world ends... and mine begins

see above...

Are titty twisters considered groping?

A veryserious matter. Guys...please. Boobs are not radio dials. It's never sexy!! (looking at you, Ben. Oh my god.)

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I beg to differ, I had an ex that screamed louder everytime I turned the dials. So maybe not a radio dial but definitely volume comtrol.

"Don't sweat the petty things... Just pet the sweaty things." ~ Some old guy guy I knew a long time ago.

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We are both the source of the problem and the solution, yet we do not see ourselves in this light...

Unless it was an oh my god I can't believe he's doing the radio dial.