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Piņata #1:



In honor of the arrival of Scumtaco Lordbueno, I am throwing a piņata party at Movie Forums!

Break the piņata by hitting it with your best shot!

The piņata will burst open and rain presents on the MoFo who breaks it open.

To break the piņata, you need to force it open with something -- anything -- anything that might work. Be creative! This piņata may not be easy to break open and the key to getting it to shatter may be something tricky. Something unexpected! Others, however, may break apart easily.

I, as the piņata master, will determine who successfully breaks open the piņata. The winner will receive the gifts that the broken piņata showers onto them, and their name will be added to this first post, which will be keeping score of all of the piņata breakers.

Ready?!

BREAK THIS PIŅATA!

Don't forget to wear a blindfold:



Piņata Breakers Scoreboard:

Swan -- 7 piņatas

JayDee -- 1 piņata

Sexy Celebrity -- 1 piņata

Godoggo -- 1 piņata
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SWAN has broken the first piņata with hydrochloric acid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The piņata burst open and gave you......



Baby Chickens!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations, Swan!


Now it's time for me to set up another piņata!
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I use the sphere from Phantasm to chop the pinata into tiny pieces!




I sit the owl too close to the TV until his eyes go bad, then give him glasses, let him get used to them for a while, then take them away so he can walk into a brick wall and split his head open.



Swan, this owl is just laughing at you. You haven't found the key to what will KILL THIS PAPER MACHE OWL!

Now come on, Swan. You've done this already before. What will it take?! What kills strong as Hell piņata owls?!



SWAN has broken the owl piņata, giving him a grand total of TWO piņatas that he's broken!!!!!!!!

The owl piņata burst open and rained upon Swan....


DOZENS of boxes of maximum strength Ex-Lax stimulant laxatives!!!!!!!!

I'll be back in a moment with another piņata!
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