1. His movies are too long and hard to follow.
2. His movies aren't interesting.
3. His hairdo.
4. His cult following.
5.
Twin Peaks.
6. He went on a tirade against people watching movies on their cell phone, which I can understand, but when it comes from David Lynch's mouth, I am temporarily against his view.
7. His interest in meditation (which I like, too, but again, when David Lynch does it, I'm temporarily against it.)
8. He is not attractive.
9. The fact that he is David Lynch.
10. His female characters annoy me.
11. Anytime anyone mentions David Lynch or one of his movies, they think he's God or they think the movie is a masterpiece.
12. He is still alive.
13. I hate the style of his movies.
14. His movies are painful to endure.
15. The fact that I'm writing all of this.
16. His hairdo.
17. This thing: