[quote=Mr Minio]Doughnuts are bad for you.

Cinema enriches your soul.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Why's Krispy Kreme doughnuts of 
North Carolina so superior to everything else?[/font][/quote]

[quote=Mr Minio]Why's Japanese cinema of the 50s & 60s so superior to everything else?[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Please tell me each tent 
will be missing a pole or stake.[/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]i’m going to make a competitor business and call it: RentTent. our slogan? making every vacation a Fyre Festival[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]When you realize there is nothing on tonight, watch [i]Sugar[/i]. I’m dying to hear some thoughts, because if not, I think I had a stroke.[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=John McClane]i let people stay in my airbnb while i'm still in it. i just make sure to walk around with a sheet over my head when i need a sandwich, and i hide in the attic making weird noises the rest of the time. i want to give them the proper haunting experience.[/quote]

[font=century gothic]Understanding your market is the key to success![/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]The only way I could rent a house out is if it was full of cameras and that may be a turn off to some.

Either that or remove all the good stuff and make it undesirable.[/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]i let people stay in my airbnb while i'm still in it. i just make sure to walk around with a sheet over my head when i need a sandwich, and i hide in the attic making weird noises the rest of the time. i want to give them the proper haunting experience.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Yeah sure I'll just rent my house out while I'm at work. Seems simple.[/quote]

[quote=Act III]"If you own your home and you are not always at home, you might have an air bnb"
- direct quote from radio commercial[/quote]