[quote=Loner][quote]Ezikiel Today @ 04:39 PM 

If anyone ever gets the chance, see the wonderful film "Divorce - Italian Style."[/quote]
TCM last night?[/quote]

[quote=nebbit]Nice to see you writing again LordyLord Kiss Kissssssss[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike][quote]When I was a teen, I was walking down a street late at night witgh this chum of mine when a white cat crossed our path. My chum thought it would be a hoot to chuck his knife at the cat...so he did. It stuck about an inch or two right in his back, then fell out. Seeing a whit cat bleed all over in the dark is pretty damn easy, so when my chum started laughing like a deranged idiot, I punched him in the eye...a couple of times. We never hung out again, and I got laid by a pretty girl who was proud of me.[/quote]

Who would have guessed that little boy who threw the knife...was little Jeffrey Dahmer. And that's the rest of the story. Paul Harvey, good day![/quote]

[quote=]Thats the BEST story ever.. Happy ending for all. Except the cat....[/quote]

[quote=r3port3r66]Me-ouch![/quote]

[quote=Tazz]really brian? did he have black eye or was he bleeding?[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]Awww, such a sweet story. That's a keeper! Save that one for the grandkids.
:yup:[/quote]

[quote=LordSlaytan]When I was a teen, I was walking down a street late at night witgh this chum of mine when a white cat crossed our path.  My chum thought it would be a hoot to chuck his knife at the cat...so he did.  It stuck about an inch or two right in his back, then fell out.  Seeing a whit cat bleed all over in the dark is pretty damn easy, so when my chum started laughing like a deranged idiot, I punched him in the eye...a couple of times.  We never hung out again, and I got laid by a pretty girl who was proud of me.

Neat.[/quote]

[quote=]I saw a squirrel gets its head lobbed of my a guy with a chainsaw..[/quote]

[quote=Tazz]i'll try[/quote]

[quote=Ezikiel]If anyone ever gets the chance, see the wonderful film "[i]Divorce - Italian Style.[/i]"[/quote]