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I prefer my green balls naked. What's the point of dressing 'em up?
Green Ball Clothes!

You know you want this sort of stuff...
"Emphysema, birth defects, cancer, but not THIS."
I could waste many a day on The Simpsons.

Er, of course I mean eleven of the episodes. There are only four DVDs. Just wanted to make that clear.
I've listened to the commentary tracks on eleven of the "Simpsons" second season DVDs today, plus most of the extras.

That was a fun way to waste a day!
Who doesn't?
Uh huh. I'm pursuing a career in proctology. Or something.

Actually I just find the word "ass" to be very, very funny.
At Heartbreak Hotel?

I know, a little redundant at this point, but I had to finish it.

So, a swelling ass, and now this whole diaper thing... Chris, have you a new obsession?
Down at the end of lonely street ?
I was gonna say "my ass has started to swell," but yeah, that works too. Sounds like it'd make a good song.