[quote=Holden Pike]JAKE: Have you got any fried chicken?

MRS. MATT 'GUITAR' MURPHY: Best damn fried chicken in the state.

JAKE: Give me four fried chickens and a Coke.

MRS. MURPHY: You want chicken legs or chicken wings?

JAKE: Four fried chickens and a Coke.

ELWOOD: And some dry white toast, please.

MRS. MURPHY: Y'all want anything to drink with that?

ELWOOD: No, Ma'am.

JAKE: A Coke.[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]Elwood: *****.

Jake: What?

Elwood: Rollers.

Jake: No.

Elwood: Yeah.

Jake: *****.[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"S.C.M.O.D.S.?"

"State-County-Municipal Offender Data System."[/quote]

[quote=Naisy][i]were so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight and we would especially like to welcome all the representativesof the law enforcment community, who have chosen at this time to join us here at the palace hotel ballroom at this time. we sincerly hope you all enjoy the show and remember people that no matter who you are and what you do, to live drive and survive. there are still some things that make us all the same, you, me, them, everybody EVERYBODY[/i] 

a round of applause for the person who knows what movie (and song) that came from?[/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]So.  Anyway...

:D[/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]Suuure you do.  Suuuuurrreee...

Riiiiiiiight.  Riiiiii--

*cough, cough*  [i]Too much drawing out of the vowel sounds...[/i]  *cough*[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]I too enjoy water.[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]'Twas bad, but I suppose something you had to say just for the halibut.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]You drink like a fish. No wonder you call yourself "Pike."

[size=1]Wow, that was bad...[/size][/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]Are you channelling the spirit of The Fox?[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]Yeah, milk is fine for kids and their growing bones, but other than an odd craving at a diner with an omlette or a donut shop or something, can't say I ever drink milk anymore.

I've had two glasses of water just since my last shout.[/quote]