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"Now Mrs. Teal, this is for fifteen Pounds, and it is to stop us from revealing your lover in Bolton."
"I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!"
"Look, two people...three people have just fallen past that window."
I'm not familiar with any of this, really. Never watched much of the old show. 
Oh, BTW: I think I might take the time to try and overhaul the quizzes area soon...get all those damn bugs worked out, integrate it with the forums more, put up a leaderboard...stuff like that. Any interest?
Oh, BTW: I think I might take the time to try and overhaul the quizzes area soon...get all those damn bugs worked out, integrate it with the forums more, put up a leaderboard...stuff like that. Any interest?
"Mr. Nesbit has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up. However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover."
"Yes! Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!"
"Well....just a pair of panties then, please."
"Shut up, you American! You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up!"
"The plummage don't enter into it, it's stone dead."
"People are not wearing enough hats".
"The snag is this: if I now call the circus and say to them, 'I've got a 45-year-old accountant with me who wants to be a lion tamer', their first question is not going to be, 'Does he have his own hat?'"