Shoutistics
255,862
Total Shouts
13
Last 24 Hours
Leaderboard
The Shoutbox
"He was mighty good!"
Sade's is the woman who was paid out by the man who made a comment to the man who joked about the friend of the man who owned the dog of the man who fathered man who was the father of the man who made a joke about the man who penned "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance".
Want to hear my impression of a cricket?
Listen closely.
"When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are...!"
That's mine, but feel free to use it. Good party gag, especially when the whole room quiets to hear it.
Listen closely.
"When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are...!"
That's mine, but feel free to use it. Good party gag, especially when the whole room quiets to hear it.
You're comparing yourself to a horse?
That's just not cricket.
Or baseball, if you prefer.
That's just not cricket.
Or baseball, if you prefer.
I can't believe how quickly that got to be so filthy....and Sades isn't even around!
Any chick who'll swallow a horse can party with me anytime.
I've swallowed many a fly, and I'm as healthy as a horse (of course).
Shoutbox is lively today.
Shoutbox is lively today.
Yeah, but she didn't swallow man, did she?
She swallowed horse, for Christ's sake!
That ain't no normal spunk, Spunk.
She swallowed horse, for Christ's sake!
That ain't no normal spunk, Spunk.
Hey, it's a chick who swallows - let's not quibble.
What did she swallow that made her die?
...who swallowed a dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the mouse, she swallowed the mouse to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed a fly - I guess she'll die.