The Shoutbox
tuesday blues day
jorts are a tuff hang on a skinny leg. Needs a big meaty calf for offset.

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friends don’t let friends wear jorts. unless she’s a lady friend and her ass is hanging out of them
Originally Posted by John McClane
if you show up to my pool party wearing jean shorts i'll still let you in, but i'm gonna tease you. mercilessly
As you should.


Genius childhood memories
oh morty, looks so sporty, got fresh cut jeans, we mock them jorties
Jorts
if you show up to my pool party wearing jean shorts i'll still let you in, but i'm gonna tease you. mercilessly
shorts are good.
especially when it's so hot outside =\
J-Shorts.