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So, I'm walking home earlier and I do a double-take because there's a truck in the crosswalk with XYZ plates, and we very rarely see XYZ plates around these parts.
As I walk away, the guy in the truck yells out, at the top of his lungs, "BEST STATE IN THE UNION, XYZ BOOO-YAHHH!!!" and he sounds like he means it.
I mean, sure, buddy, whatever you say.
*Not using the actual name of the state b/c I don't want anyone thinking my snark is being directed at XYZ, just at this particular person's braggadocio.
As I walk away, the guy in the truck yells out, at the top of his lungs, "BEST STATE IN THE UNION, XYZ BOOO-YAHHH!!!" and he sounds like he means it.
I mean, sure, buddy, whatever you say.
*Not using the actual name of the state b/c I don't want anyone thinking my snark is being directed at XYZ, just at this particular person's braggadocio.
phone was blowing up there for like a good half hour. i got one guy that kept ****ing with me so i started speaking Japanese, he hangs up, calls back, and starts a racist diatribe.
but he hung up before i could ask who his crack dealer was, so i'm never gonna get that good good
but he hung up before i could ask who his crack dealer was, so i'm never gonna get that good good
Originally Posted by John-Connor
Which mortgage company is that.. Hans Gruber Inc. ?
just called my mortgage company to see about an equity line. while I was on the phone with them I had nine other calls. all mortgage brokers. one of which left me the following voicemail:
“hey John McClane, **** you”
gotta love this country
“hey John McClane, **** you”
gotta love this country
Originally Posted by Allaby
Well there is a Christmas movie airing on tv on Halloween, so this might be true.
Originally Posted by TONGO
Originally Posted by Allaby
Wedneday is the new Friday.