[quote=beelzebubble][quote=John McClane]if you show up to my pool party wearing jean shorts i'll still let you in, but i'm gonna tease you. mercilessly[/quote]
As you should.[/quote]

[quote=Mr Minio]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtJyq0STBu0

Genius childhood memories[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]oh morty, looks so sporty, got fresh cut jeans, we mock them jorties[/quote]

[quote=Death Proof]Jorts[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]if you show up to my pool party wearing jean shorts i'll still let you in, but i'm gonna tease you. mercilessly[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]shorts are good.
especially when it's so hot outside =\
J-Shorts.[/quote]

[quote=Mr Minio]I can still fit in a short, say, What is a Woman? Recommending it to me will be your bane! Muahaha![/quote]

[quote=Mr Minio]Randomly decided to wash all my windows and my balcony instead of watching a film. There, one film less, Allaby. But you won't beat me that easily![/quote]

[quote=John McClane][quote=doubledenim][quote=John McClane]I'm starting to think I need to get back on ADHD meds pronto before the DEA makes it impossible.[/quote]

[font=century gothic]Didn’t know you were off the Mtn Dew.[/font][/quote]it stopped kicking in the third grade![/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]is it, though? i mean, considering the grand digits of it all.[/quote]