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Iwas going to say he may be needing the knowledge, but then memory kicked in and I thought it would be unwise...
Write it down io report us to the S.P.C.A., whichever you feel is right.
Maybe I should write this down...
Which in my case it was.
As I said, things did not go down well.
I couldn't walk for a week.
Matt's Dog Sex Tip:
File the dog's teeth first...
As I said, things did not go down well.
I couldn't walk for a week.
Matt's Dog Sex Tip:
File the dog's teeth first...
The upside there is it ain't expensive: little bit of Kibble, a tennis ball, a stick.
The only real trouble with giving sticks as puppy-lovin' payment is you have to make sure they can distinguish between THAT stick and YOUR stick.You don't want them to go fetch and bury on you...unless that's your thing.
The only real trouble with giving sticks as puppy-lovin' payment is you have to make sure they can distinguish between THAT stick and YOUR stick.You don't want them to go fetch and bury on you...unless that's your thing.
Once, with a puppy. Things did not go down well.
So, SB, your only problem with prostitutes is that they aren't particulalrly "attractive"? Mine too. Like I said, if they looked like Elisabeth Shue, I'd be down at The Block four or five nights a week.
Living in Baltiomre and San Francisco and having walked past streetwalkers up-close-and-personal quite a few times (one of Frisco's 'worst' neighborhoods, The Tenderloin, was on my 23-block walk to and from work for a few months), I can give this little piece of advice: anytime you see a hooker from a mild distance who seems at all attractive - nice legs, slender - 9 times out of 10 that's a transvestite. You only find that out when you're right next to them or, for the less lucky, when you reach down under the skirt.
Can we start a new subject now? How about puppies or circus clowns? Anybody here ever pay for sex with a puppy or clown?
*BA-DUM-BUM-TISCHH*
Living in Baltiomre and San Francisco and having walked past streetwalkers up-close-and-personal quite a few times (one of Frisco's 'worst' neighborhoods, The Tenderloin, was on my 23-block walk to and from work for a few months), I can give this little piece of advice: anytime you see a hooker from a mild distance who seems at all attractive - nice legs, slender - 9 times out of 10 that's a transvestite. You only find that out when you're right next to them or, for the less lucky, when you reach down under the skirt.
Can we start a new subject now? How about puppies or circus clowns? Anybody here ever pay for sex with a puppy or clown?
*BA-DUM-BUM-TISCHH*
Yeah, 'cos we all know how hot hookers are...
Sun, you DO realize prostitution is illegal, yeah? Select portions of Nevada not withstanding. There's no age requirement, only a cash-up-front policy. What's gonna happen if they trick a "minor", are they going to lose their license?
If you've got the green and they've got the time, you're old enough. Go treat yourself, Sunny.
If you've got the green and they've got the time, you're old enough. Go treat yourself, Sunny.
@ Sun
Depends on the hooker.