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[b]EDIT: Well, since I don't go into threads flaming people and accusing them straight off of things they haven't done, I'd have thought it was pretty obvious these were just jokes, but for Kong's benefit:
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?
People who are willing to get off their ar*e to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Too F**king right I do! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?
When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No t*sser, I
paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f**king floor.
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?
When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it.
When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you do that's longer?
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*bhead?
People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what
did they used to be? Ears?, Wellington boots?
When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
really revolting, I always eat stuff I hate!
People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks! that's an
image I really didn't need.
McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert
the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a
'Mcchicken Burger', just a 'Chicken Burger' gets a
blanklook...........Well I'll
have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you Mcf*ckin McTos*er!
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?
People who are willing to get off their ar*e to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Too F**king right I do! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?
When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No t*sser, I
paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f**king floor.
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?
When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it.
When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you do that's longer?
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*bhead?
People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what
did they used to be? Ears?, Wellington boots?
When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
really revolting, I always eat stuff I hate!
People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks! that's an
image I really didn't need.
McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert
the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a
'Mcchicken Burger', just a 'Chicken Burger' gets a
blanklook...........Well I'll
have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you Mcf*ckin McTos*er!
When certain movies (I'm looking at you, Nosferatu) get shown in the premium screens ONLY late at night 
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I know I could look this up on the internet but what is a premium screen? A really big movie theater screen? Do they even have those outside of IMAX?
The most common ones (currently) in the US are IMAX, Dolby Cinema, ScreenX and 4DX.
The premium screen thing took off when George Lucas came up with the THX-certified theater sound.
Thanks. It's been decades since I went to a multiplex cinema theater but I remember the screen was tiny! When I was a kid I use to go to this old, two tiered theater that had been built in the 1930s, the screen was massive!
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Thanks. It's been decades since I went to a multiplex cinema theater but I remember the screen was tiny! When I was a kid I use to go to this old, two tiered theater that had been built in the 1930s, the screen was massive!
The biggest IMAX screens in the US are like 8 stories high
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I assume the term "premium screen" exists because a lot of screens started calling themselves "IMAX" even though they were smaller than "true" IMAX screens (hence the term "LIEMAX"). So this just works as a catch-all for "bigger than normal even if it's not technically as big as a full IMAX screen."
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And the sound would shake you to your core 
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Nose rings. So many women have them & I think they’re so very ugly. Ugh.
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that we wont have midnight new years fireworks cause of our stupid mayor cancelled them
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Nose rings. So many women have them & I think they’re so very ugly. Ugh.
When and why did this become a thing? (Sure, nose rings may be part of a few aboriginal or foreign cultures, but they were never part of western culture.)
And they are ugly. If someone has something hanging out of their nose and are made aware of it they immediately wipe it away.
Add a nose ring to even the most beautiful looking people and they can go from a 10 down to a 2 - it's like a woman donning a Groucho Marx mustache - it does nothing to make them more attractive, only makes them look silly and freakish (and unless it's Halloween or they're going to a costume party, makes you question their sense of reason).
Beads or rings in one nostril is bad enough, but now people are piercing their columella (in between the nostrils) and hanging dangling beads (that look like dangling boogers) or rings that keep increasing in size where as now it looks like they have Queen Elizabeth's tiara hanging out of their nose!
Plus, when we look at the inference: nose rings have been used for beasts of burden - to lead them around using a form of inhumane pain influence. Why anyone would want to look like, act like or feel like a livestock animal to be led around by its nose is beyond me. (Again, what kind of mental acuity prompts someone to want to be identified with an animal that has to be lead around by its nose ring and think that's somehow an attractive association?)
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I hate to admit it, but these things drive me crazy. I try to treat everyone with the same respect, yet I can hardly look a person with a nose ring in the eye - that's because I'm looking at the thing hanging out of their nostrils.
When and why did this become a thing? (Sure, nose rings may be part of a few aboriginal or foreign cultures, but they were never part of western culture.)
And they are ugly. If someone has something hanging out of their nose and are made aware of it they immediately wipe it away.
Add a nose ring to even the most beautiful looking people and they can go from a 10 down to a 2 - it's like a woman donning a Groucho Marx mustache - it does nothing to make them more attractive, only makes them look silly and freakish (and unless it's Halloween or they're going to a costume party, makes you question their sense of reason).
Beads or rings in one nostril is bad enough, but now people are piercing their columella (in between the nostrils) and hanging dangling beads (that look like dangling boogers) or rings that keep increasing in size where as now it looks like they have Queen Elizabeth's tiara hanging out of their nose!
Plus, when we look at the inference: nose rings have been used for beasts of burden - to lead them around using a form of inhumane pain influence. Why anyone would want to look like, act like or feel like a livestock animal to be led around by its nose is beyond me. (Again, what kind of mental acuity prompts someone to want to be identified with an animal that has to be lead around by its nose ring and think that's somehow an attractive association?)
When and why did this become a thing? (Sure, nose rings may be part of a few aboriginal or foreign cultures, but they were never part of western culture.)
And they are ugly. If someone has something hanging out of their nose and are made aware of it they immediately wipe it away.
Add a nose ring to even the most beautiful looking people and they can go from a 10 down to a 2 - it's like a woman donning a Groucho Marx mustache - it does nothing to make them more attractive, only makes them look silly and freakish (and unless it's Halloween or they're going to a costume party, makes you question their sense of reason).
Beads or rings in one nostril is bad enough, but now people are piercing their columella (in between the nostrils) and hanging dangling beads (that look like dangling boogers) or rings that keep increasing in size where as now it looks like they have Queen Elizabeth's tiara hanging out of their nose!
Plus, when we look at the inference: nose rings have been used for beasts of burden - to lead them around using a form of inhumane pain influence. Why anyone would want to look like, act like or feel like a livestock animal to be led around by its nose is beyond me. (Again, what kind of mental acuity prompts someone to want to be identified with an animal that has to be lead around by its nose ring and think that's somehow an attractive association?)
looking up what's playing at my local indie theatre and it's 3 straight weeks of just that shit-ass bob dylan movie , 4 screenings a day and nothing announced for after that.
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