Better Off Dead
In search of a deep, analytical, gritty, realistic microscope into the the relentless trials and unapologetic tribulations that teenagers suffer through, delving beneath the day to day angst to explore the very heart and soul of this tumultuous time?
BOY did YOU pick the wrong f@ckin movie for that!
With a dad unable to pick up on the proper terminology to speak with his son or be able to protect the windows on his garage door from the psychotic paperboy to the uber-ditsy mom who's meal concoctions are borderline cartoon creatures, to a brooding younger brother that makes lasers, rockets and successfully learns from a book on how to pick up slutty women; John Cusack's character, Lane Meyer does not have it any better outside his home; with a best friend that "can't even find real drugs" to getting caught up in drag racing with a pair of Japanese brothers. Only one of which can speak English by imitating Sports Commentator Howard Cosell. Only to crash into the highly dangerous cameo of the owner of Porky's. Yes, the movie Porky's. Please keep up, thank you.
We hit comedic over exaggeration as Lane fumbles through suicide attempts from being dumped by his girlfriend while trying to win her back by equally fumbling down the slopes of the most dangerous slope there is; the K-12 as everyone around him seem to ask him if it's okay if THEY went out with her.
But fear not my friends, Lane discovers someone far more special than the superficial ex girlfriend by the name of Monique. A French exchange student who is stuck with the neighbors across the street. The son, Ricky, for me, has some very funny bits and is the TRUE final battle for Lane as they duel with ski poles.
A goofball film to cleanse any teen angst film watching pallet.
Rinse, spit, repeat as necessary.