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\m/ Fade To Black \m/
I have just recieved my letter from the radiology department telling me that im going to be injected with some radioactive stuff to make my bones glow when I have my Bone Scan
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The People's Republic of Clogher
Mold has always been an on going problem here because of the climate, but after Katrina, it seems to have spawned into some kind of super mold that just laughs at the stuff we use to get rid of it... It keeps bleeding through one wall in my bathroom... so I bought a sledgehammer the other day...
Was that so successful that you went out and bought one of those 'woodworm chainsaws'? I've got a few 'blocked drain hand grenades' somewhere.

Talking of damp, I've just nearly been engulfed in a flood! I'm always one for taking sneaky little shortcuts in the car and used one of my regulars which usually shaves off, oh, half a mile from a 15 mile journey.

It's little more than a country track and the river had burst its banks beside the road but I was able to get turned round and take the motorway home.

Apparently half of Fermanagh is under water today after 32 consecutive days of rain so I guess we've escaped with a few minor problems (unless you're the farmers who's fields are now lakes) up here in the civilization of Tyrone.
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Just got back from the beach img]http://bestsmileys.com/sun/3.gif[/img]
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Aching all over after falling over more bloody kids toys. *I'm getting so old *

Your kids?



Right now I'm putting out fires with gasoline... figuratively speaking of course... My mom is going to kill me...
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AiSv Nv wa do hi ya do...
(Walk in Peace)




Im waiting for my dinner

You have no idea how funny that is when you take in your avatar at the same time...



HK... I didn't think you had any kids but then I miss things around here once in a while.... hope you're feeling better soon...



Female Jungle Poster
Watching The Sopranos re-runs on A& E.

Pondering the mysteries of life. (Not really.)
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