Zombie Strippers

What, I ask you are the two greatest things in life that go together? is it ninjas and pirates? peanut butter and jam? Batman and Robin?

"No, says the man in Washington, it belongs to the poor! No, says the man in the Vatican, it belongs to God! No, says the man in Moscow, it belongs to everyone! I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose something impossible! I chose…"

ZOMBIE STRIPPERS!

Director:
Jay Lee
Writer:
Jay Lee
Release Date:
2008 (USA)
Genre:
Comedy/ Horror
Starring: Robert Englund and Jenna Jameson
Plot: In the not too distant future a secret government re-animation chemo-virus gets released into conservative Sartre, Nebraska and lands in an underground strip club. As the virus begins to spread, turning the strippers into "Super Zombie Strippers" the girls struggle with whether or not to conform to the new "fad" even if it means there's no turning back.


Trailer


*bonus points (pos. rep) for the first person to tell me where my quote is from (No, says the man in Washington...)... without using a search engine or any outside help*

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One day you will ask me, what's more important...me or your life. I will answer my life and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life

Darn, I thought it was chocolate and Chunky peanut butter.

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Chocolate and Chunky peanut butter IS good... but it doesn't match the extreme awesomeness that is zombie/ strippers combined into one

I wonder what body parts will be falling off?

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

This sounds so wonderfully B to me, I know that I'll end up seeing it, probably buying it when it comes out on DVD, because of how odd it should be.

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"As I was walking up the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today,
I wish, I wish he'd go away."
-From Identity

I've already seen a trailer for this somewhere and yes its every bit as absurd and awesome as it sounds. Yes I said awesome.

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We are both the source of the problem and the solution, yet we do not see ourselves in this light...

Well if you go, but you don't take it completely seriously (like Grindhouse) then I am sure this movie will be quite enjoyable

Well, I'm not going to go see it, but I would definitely buy it if I ever come across it. I like Zombies.

I think if it were: Lesbian/zombie/strippers with boobs like Neb's Avatars...I might watch it.

Looks like something i'll enjoy

When is this out? Is it Straight-To-DVD?

Why is Robert Englund (who plays Freddy in the Nightmare On Elm Street movies) always in these silly straight to video horror movies? I can imagine a DVD package someday - 30 lame brained straight to video horror films starring Robert Englund. Kinda like this set I saw one time featuring Bela Lugosi films that weren't Dracula movies.

Anyway, I am kinda interested in this because of Jenna Jameson.

Why did this movie start getting so much attention?

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The title, and it's at the theatres now.

Maybe he's working on building his future box set. It'll probably cost around 3 dollars. I'd wait for it to go on sale.

The movie looks too retarded. In fact, even if I was hung over and flipping through the OnDemand and found it, I'd probably only watch enough to see the first set of boobs.

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So I went to see Zombie Strippers this weekend and I was surprised by Jenna Jameson. I know that she does porn but she isn’t that bad of an actress.