Worst Celebrity Douchebag You've Ever Met?

Mine was James Hettfield of Metallica in 1988 - utter ********, I am sad to say. He is nothing like the public persona he promotes and is a total smarmy coward wanker. And no, it wasn't catching him on a bad day. Its a long story that involved a near on punch up (well, it was) with he and I.

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Probably make me out to be a total douche - but you asked: I worked soup kitchens in the late 80's - just a volunteer vibe. Had a couple of female friends only 16 at the time loved Hetttfield, knew they were playing Dublin on the Monday and Tuesday; knew I was in Dublin city (its very small) where they would be staying and most probably have a beer in the local metal bar, and could I get Hettfield's autograph if on the off chance I bumped into him; I'm a metal head myself so chances are high as I frequented Bruxelles bar myself. I didn't meet him there, I met him on Grafton street, just down the road from the metal bar he was heading to with his minions, body guards, hangers on, sycophants etc. I asked him for the autographs; the c**t looks at me like I have two heads. Looks me up and down, sighs, like its the greatest hardship in his life - looks at his minions - they sychophant. So Hettfield asks me my name? I say its not for me, its for two friends of mine. He f**king loses it with me and starts yelling abuse at me. I'm not a tough guy, I hate violence, but I can handle myself - I tell the twat to calm down, either sign them or f**k off -- I didn't care much at that stage - I'd done a full stint with the homeless and was worn out - just wanted to go home to bed. He shoves me then. YEah, f**kin' shoves me in the chest and yells more insults, I shoved him back and sent him on his ass, told him to leave it. Minders jump in as Hettfield is getting up, two American beefy dudes, and start shoving me - one is looking to get my hands behind me so Hettfield can throw a punch. Two guys, homeless lads who I have given soup to, clothes etc, had seen this (these guys are hardcore - I mean hardcore) start knocking Hettfield's goons off me. Leaving Hettfield, as one of them said: "Let them sort it out." By this stage I was so f**king annoyed I wanted to kill the spoilt little c**t and I bitch slap the f**ker in the face, screaming at him, "C'mon then!!" Hettfiled had that terrified bunny in the head lights look. He ducked behind a bunch of chicks, yelling no need for it. I screamed at him, I only wanted 2 f**kin autographs for 2 female friends of mine. He sees an out and says "sure, buddy, what are their names." It defused after that. Coward rat. It makes me look like a right dick though.

That's actually a cool story where you defeated a celebrity douche.

You need a different avatar. There's someone here who already uses that avatar. I can't remember his name, but it's the guy with the bad constipation issues.

That sounds surreal. I hope you didn't have a fight with Axl Rose as well.

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Lol. no. That was back in my youth, I was what 19, 20 when that happened. TBH, I wish I'd ripped his head off when I had the chance (I'm too mellow for my own good) - he started it - by the time the cops would have arrived I could have hospitalized him and had him sucking air through a tube in his neck. Dochcebag got way out of his safety zone there. He hadn't counted on his minders meeting a few cats I know (I have seriously looked after - still do to this day -- not the guys in that row, both are dead now R.I.P.). He's a coward - I let it go when I saw the fear in his eyes, with his minders neutralized. At least 50, maybe more saw him cower that day. Stupid f**k underestimated an Irishman's temper. He signed in the end lol

Not really - its one where you walk off thinking did I do the right thing? I was exhausted that day, Why didn't I shut it? We had a temp soup place in an area that the council shut down that day (they only allow mobile soup units) - that was about 1, 2 in the p.m. I dunno - I had a beer in Bruxelles, left to go down to my car to go home - wallop HETTFIELD. "Ah, the two girls want your autograph." FATE!

Lol. A friend of mine (a secretary at the time) got me AC/DC's autographs in Litton Lane Studio in 1990 - she never mentioned getting attacked by AC/DC Lol.

Who is he? What is his job? I am Patrick Bateman: “I'm into, oh murders and executions mostly. It depends."

Great story man, and glad you won. Those guys are a shallow lot, meaning all of Metallica.

Yeah I remember having to kick The Rocks ass. He got pissy so I had to sort him out.

Cheers, about the only row I've ever been in since then really, believe it or not? I was brought up in Foster care, different families. Never really suffered violence. None actually - I was very lucky.

This story confirms a few things I always feared about those guys. Cannot stand anyone with and attitude like that. The second he sighed I'd have told him where to go. Well done!

I once met some of the guys in Mastodon in a bar in Belfast. They were the complete opposite. Got talking to a guy who turned out to be their sound engineer and he invited us to their table. We initially declined, thinking they wouldn't want a couple of hangers on. But they were the nicest dudes. Get their rounds in too, which is important.

Wow, thanks for that, that must've been a bummer to say the least!

The only celebrity Ive ever met and talked with was Clayton Moore who played the Lone Ranger on TV. He seemed like a nice down-to-earth guy.

My dad met Ward Bond one time, he said he was a real a-hole.

I probably mentioned this before, but I rode on the subway once with Spike Lee, who was making fun of white people with his friend and acting like a real dick.

I met Sexy Celebrity. It was online, though. Does it count?

I was wondering when someone would finally take a crack at me.

I can't say I've ever had a douchey experience with a celeb..

at the cinevegas film festival I saw dennis hopper and britney spears. dennis hopper was walking around with his hand over his face practically begging not to be stopped and recognized. britney had 4 body guards the size of doorways..

this past july in vegas i saw jimmel kimmel taking a chick back to his room at like 3 or 4 am. I made eye contact and he gave me this 'please don't bother me, i'm trying to bang this chick' look so I didn't say anything to him. actually i didn't even acknowledge him, only to later realize I should have at least given him a wink

that's going to be my go-to from now on when I recognize celebrities but don't want to be a pest.

That's about my only bad experience with a douche celeb. Met some real ********, but none as aggressive as Hettfield. Mind you he was young back in those days same as me. I'd probably slip a disc if I got in a row now lol.