The Pretend You're Chewing, Popping & Blowing MoFo Gumball Machines!!!

Machines

I LOVE this one!!!!

↑ Ken Griffey Jr ! my all-time favorite ballplayer ↓

I don't have to pretend. I'm actually chewing gum right now.

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ID, peppermint flavor.



Chewing sugarless gum with Xylitol is actually beneficial for your teeth and was recommended by my dentist, which is why I started chewing gum again. Plus I like minty things.

Who is Gumball Machines and why do I want to pretend that I'm blowing him?

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“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.”
― Neil deGrasse Tyson

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5-time MoFo Award winner.

Why sexy?
Why.....?

Leave it, sickgirl, it's Chinato... I mean, it's Sexy Celebrity.

Seriously. This is how it is. Take it as a sign of affection.

Ha! Swan, I seen that one and thought about posting it last night...

Hahahaha. The first two aren't exactly chewing gum, but it works.