Incontrovertible proof that Tom Cruise is a vampire
I can't tell if this whole topic is for a joke or you don't know that the man in the photo below is not that child actor?
![Stick Out Tongue](/community/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
X
Favorite Movies
X
User Lists
I assume the joke is 1) Cruise looks about the same and 2) McQuarrie looks like a grownup version of Lipnicki.
X
Favorite Movies
X
User Lists
Uh...
![](https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Lestat-Interview-with-a-Vampire.jpg)
__________________
“It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.” ― Thomas Sowell
X
Favorite Movies
X
User Lists
So Scientology is actually a vampire coven?
__________________
Preserving the sanctity of cinema. Subtitles preferred, mainstream dismissed, and always in search of yet another film you have never heard of. I speak fluent French New Wave.
Preserving the sanctity of cinema. Subtitles preferred, mainstream dismissed, and always in search of yet another film you have never heard of. I speak fluent French New Wave.
X
User Lists
Sucking the life blood out of every franchise he's been involved with counts as being a vampire.
X