[quote=spudracer]That's the funniest damned thing I've heard today...you just made my day Holden. [/quote]

[quote=spudracer]:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: [/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]A friend of mine was actually a clown with Ringling Bros. - went to clown college in Florida and everything. He has sex with a couple other clowns during his tenure. Almost got drunk enough to screw the midget clown (she was drunk too, though obviously it took less alcohol for her), but chickened out.

He eventually married a gal from the circus, one of the dancers who also rode elephants at one point in the show.

Sadly, this is all 100% true. They're still married. You'd have to ask her what it's like to f[size=1]*[/size]ck a clown.[/quote]

[quote=spudracer]:rotfl:

Mornin guys[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]Meanwhile, what about sex with clowns?

I've had strong sexual attraction to a girl who could blow up balloons and make puppies with them...

She hated the job, but boy could she could blow those dogs...[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]Iwas going to say he may be needing the knowledge, but then memory kicked in and I thought it would be unwise...[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]Write it down io report us to the S.P.C.A., whichever you feel is right.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Maybe I should write this down...[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]Which in my case it was.
As I said, things did [i]not[/i] go down well.

I couldn't walk for a week.

Matt's Dog Sex Tip:
File the dog's teeth first...[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]The upside there is it ain't expensive: little bit of Kibble, a tennis ball, a stick.

The only real trouble with giving sticks as puppy-lovin' payment is you have to make sure they can distinguish between [size=1]THAT[/size] stick and [size=1]YOUR[/SIZE] stick.You don't want them to go fetch and bury on you...unless that's your thing.[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]Once, with a puppy. Things did [i]not[/i] go down well.[/quote]