The Shoutbox
I am British. It is my job to be unpleasant.
man did i do something wrong? or are you just generally unpleasent today?
I find the excess of human waste that your mouth is managing to emit slightly tiring.
man do i learn something new all the time. How do i retify the problem Mr Alvin?
I do not know what you are talking about.
You have truly got me confused.

And you don't translate well into Indonesian.
Our readers in Sulawesi have expressed concern.
man i think your taking this role just a "little" too seriously
I got William Alvin from my parents. I went to Cambridge and then founded a very important International company in 1897.
ok im sorry, i have to ask......WHAT THE???? where did you get William Alvin from?
I do not know what you are talking about.
My name is not Matthew.

I am William Alvin.
Matt how long have you been on here for?
Please. This is not the time nor the place.