[quote=Herod]:laugh: [/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]This is horrible, this joke.  Horrible.  

:D[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]That was not a good joke.

:laugh: [/quote]

[quote=Yoda]The law down under is that you can't watch folks goin' "down under" until you're 18. :laugh:[/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]Hey, [i]we[/i] are not the ones who asked said owner what his penis looked like.  :p

And 'sides, you're just jealous 'cause [i]you[/i] can't buy porn yet.  Or maybe you can--what's the law for that Down Under?  [/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]The owner turns eighteen and the place goes to Hell, go figure.[/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]I dunno.  If you got two t's in "titties," might as well make it two g's for "juggs," so as to signify that we ain't talkin' 'bout earthenware at this point.

You dig?    :laugh:[/quote]

[quote=Herod]I never understood why they used two g's. I guess it makes the word seem kind of, well, rounder. But still, beautiful Juggs barely justify misspelling the word.[/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]To paraphrase a line:

"I'm no porn connoisseur, but I can play that role."

:D[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]You seriously had me until that last line. :D[/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]Well, if you buy any smut at all, make sure it's [i]Juggs[/i].  People always say, "Oh, [i]Playboy[/i], [i]Penthouse[/i], [i]Hustler[/i]," but [i]Juggs[/i] is where it's at.  

Seriously.  

Well, not really.  :laugh:[/quote]