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"Who told you to put the balm on? Did I tell you to put the balm on? Why'd you put the balm on? Where'd you get that damn balm anyway?"
"The maestro!"
"The Maestro?!"
"The maestro!"
"The Maestro?!"
"Look to the cookie, Elaine. Look to the cookie."
"Fourteen years down the drain."
"It's a lesser bobka."
"You sold us a hair with a bobka attached to it."
(I hope I didn't misspell "bobka," or my whole Shout's gone to hell.)
"Fourteen years down the drain."
"It's a lesser bobka."
"You sold us a hair with a bobka attached to it."
(I hope I didn't misspell "bobka," or my whole Shout's gone to hell.)
"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun: you don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it, and then you look away."