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The Shoutbox
Yoda   02-09-02
"No no, we slept head to toe."
"So? Your genitals are still lined up."
Yoda   02-09-02
I'll be back. Please, don't stop for me.
Holden Pike   02-09-02
"Let me tell you something: if you're a guy and you ask for a doggie bag on a date, you might as well have them just wrap up your genitals too."
Yoda   02-09-02
"Levels."
The Silver Bullet   02-09-02
"IT'S ALL PIPES!!"
Yoda   02-09-02
"The very thought...you had me lying in urine!"
The Silver Bullet   02-09-02
"Are you sensing anything right now?"
Yoda   02-09-02
"I had a pony! He was a beautiful pony, and I loved him. My sister had pony, my cousin had pony...so what's wrong with that?"
Holden Pike   02-09-02
"Being a woman, I only have access to the equipment, what, thity to forty minutes a week? And that's a good week. How can I be expected to have the same expertise as people who own this equipment and have access to it 24-hours a day their entire lives?"
Yoda   02-09-02
"This isn't over. I still have armies in the Ukraine."

"Ukraine? Ukraine is weak, my friend."
The Silver Bullet   02-09-02
"I dated you."

"That's because my standards are to low."
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