Shoutistics
255,738
Total Shouts
32
Last 24 Hours
Leaderboard


The Shoutbox


"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have some mail for me."
"Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"
"I don't know."

REV. LOVEJOY: "Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same."

"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"

"I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."