[quote=Yoda]"Look at that Joe Namath, with that wild hair; he looks like a girl! Now Johnny Unitas...THAT's a haircut."[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"Oh, it can swim."[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]One of the funniest lines in television history:

"You kissed a girl? That is SO gay!"[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"And here I am, using my lungs like a SUCKER."[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"Way to breathe, no breath."[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]:rolleyes:

"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have some mail for me."

"Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"

"I don't know."[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]REV. LOVEJOY: "Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same."[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"We'll be late! Why couldn't God have made Church an hour earlier? Lousy God."[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"Save me, Jeebus."[/quote]

[quote=mightymose]"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?" [/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"I bring you love."

"It's bringing love! Don't let it get away!"

"Break it's legs!"[/quote]