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Gunna take some pictures of some ducks tomorrow. Creeping. They know I ate their brother.
Originally Posted by doubledenim
I was always fond of people eating blue razzberry lollies, waiting for somebody to make a Smurfette or toilet cake joke
Dead before dead was a thing.
Dead before dead was a thing.
I was always fond of people eating blue razzberry lollies, waiting for somebody to make a Smurfette or toilet cake joke
Dead before dead was a thing.
Dead before dead was a thing.
Or you wander through the woods to discover an abandoned park and start concocting delusions of it actually being a mass grave site that's part of a government cover up. Then 4 hours later you're back on the couch laughing like a damn hyena at Archer. Then a week later your psyche breaks and you go running around the neighborhood in just your socks while its pouring rain. Or is that just me?
Either that or you spend 3 early-morning hours under a bridge in Harlem trying to figure out which piece of paper in your wallet is your parking claim ticket for the elevator garage, so you can retrieve your car, which you need to drive 350 miles back to Boston. At some point during all this, perhaps you might come to the conclusion that hey, since I can't see well enough to read these pieces of paper, maybe I shouldn't be operating a motor vehicle, and and Hey! WTF am I doing under a bridge in Harlem?
In other news, micro doses of acid have the same effect as sugar pills. But macro doses? Hello psych ward!
tue tue tuesday, goodbye...
I'm like a bag of flaming hot Cheetos. You know you're gonna regret it later
Safe to say it's 2uesday.
Wait a second...bran muffin is like the worst thing for IBS! Nevermind that! I am NOT a bran muffin.
I suppose I am a lot like a bran muffin. I deliver consistent results with nary a sign of IBS.