[quote=Mr Minio]John McClane: 901 shouts away from happiness. I wonder what you plan to do after you finally succeed. What will be the next goal in your life?[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]Yea, we talked about this in the NSF thread. I never put anything on the cards that I can't pay off within 3 days.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]The game is rigged. Once your balance gets away from you; you're ****ed. Balance is ridiculous now because of the interest. I can't even remember the last time I even used that card for anything. Just paying interest at this point.[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]I'll skip the "try to be more responsible with your credit cards" thing. We already went over that.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]so the reason i even bring this up is i am trying to get out of debt, and my Chase card's interest is slowly choking the life from me. and everything i've read on the internet says that Chase will under NO circumstances change your interest rate. even if you offer sexual favors. ain't happening.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]seems as good a plan as any[/quote]

[quote=Sedai][quote=John McClane]it was a trick question. ain't nothing more unethical than dudes moving numbers around in excel[/quote]

I just tried this. Looks like my family can stop working for the rest of our lives, as long as we all die by Wednesday.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]RuPaul talking about flashlights on NPR today is a sign from the universe: buy more![/quote]

[quote=John McClane]it was a trick question. ain't nothing more unethical than dudes moving numbers around in excel[/quote]

[quote=Torgo]MLMs, maybe?[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic][strike]Ron Popeil[/strike]  [strike]Billy Mays[/strike]  

I give up[/font][/quote]