[quote=AgrippinaX]You are rather… preoccupied with Jesus today.[/quote]

[quote=Mr Minio]Yeah, I've had enough looking in convents and churches. Besides, it sucks if your girlfriend loves another man more than you. But if you want your girl to love Jesus more than you, that's your right. I'd rather not be cucked by Jesus, though. I can't even beat his ass.[/quote]

[quote=AgrippinaX][quote=Mr Minio]I'm really taken by facetious ******** with a snide sense of humor. I can't blame women anymore.[/quote]

My oh my, but that sounds wonderful. Nothing like snideness to make a girl wet.[/quote]

[quote=Mr Minio]If you can't win with an Arschloch, you gotta become one. Girls love bad boys. I'm neither bad nor a boy, but I'm working on both.[/quote]

[quote=Mr Minio]I'm really taken by facetious ******** with a snide sense of humor. I can't blame women anymore.[/quote]

[quote=Mr Minio]My best bet is a German gentleman persona now but my German is rusty.

Hallo Madchen, ich bin sehr kinky, bist du kinky?[/quote]

[quote=Mr Minio]I'm so tired my English deteriorated. I can't even woo the girls in that language because I sound like a Romanian hobo after two lessons of the language.[/quote]

[quote=Mr Minio]I'm wetter than Sasha Grey at any point of her career[/quote]

[quote=Mr Minio]86F cycling is demanding[/quote]

[quote=Mr Minio]With a few major exceptions, Canadians really aren't built for filmmaking.[/quote]

[quote=AgrippinaX][quote=Mr Minio][quote=AgrippinaX][quote=Mr Minio]Watched so many good films in the past 2 days I feel empty today because I ran out of exciting films to watch.[/quote]

I thought you never run out of films to watch?[/quote] Movies to watch is one thing. Masterpieces to watch is another.[/quote]

Indeed.[/quote]