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[quote=doubledenim][quote=John McClane]gosh my grip is ****ed. i can barely hold a game boy some evenings[/quote]

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[quote=I_Wear_Pants]That's rough. Grip issues suck. Is there anything you can do for it? I can tell you what helped mine.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]gosh my grip is ****ed. i can barely hold a game boy some evenings[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]the disappointment when you see your package just arrived at the Indianapolis USPS depot. yup[/quote]

[quote=I_Wear_Pants]And then there's suggesting to the owl-humanoid to cook eggs in his new iron skillet.[/quote]

[quote=I_Wear_Pants]I used to poach eggs with mild frequency. Now eggs have a tendency to give me heartburn. It doesn't happen every time I eat eggs and it doesn't matter how they're prepared or how I feel; sometimes I get heartburn, sometimes I don't.[/quote]

[quote=Torgo]Haha, there's a quest in Morrowind where you go after egg poachers. I was like, "Bethesda, are you trolling me?"[/quote]

[quote=FilmBuff]I ain't no poacher!![/quote]

[quote=The Rodent][quote=John McClane]sorry, but poached eggs will always be the greatest breakfast.[/quote]

I poached eggs once.
Farmer nearly caught me as I was high-tailing it across the field and over a hedge.
I dropped at least half of them as well.

Almost wasn't worth it.[/quote]