The Shoutbox
I'm not gonna bust into some Bulletesque speech, but life is pretty damn good sometimes.
Anywho....
supplemental restraint not complimentary...DUH
What do I have to do to put you two in a relationship today
Hey ladies, what do ya think? It's a Saab..

Can I interest you in a complimentary restraint?
"So, Putty: you agree to take Elaine to Arby's no more than once a month, and Elaine comes to your softball games and doesn't read a book."
"Keys?"
"How ya' gonna drive it?"
We went out to eat for our anniversary. Where'd ya eat. A nice res-
Arby's
High five.
No more Grease Monkey? No...I don't like that term.
No there isn't.