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Smithers:People like dogs, Mr. Burns.
Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?
Smithers: If *you* did it, sir?
Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?
Smithers: If *you* did it, sir?
I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
Ooh, don't poo-poo a nickel, Lisa. A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel... with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the polo grounds.
A worm came up to me and said,
"I'd like to poison your mind
With wrong ideas that appeal to you
Though I am not unkind."
Had to throw out a little TMBG for all y'all.
"I'd like to poison your mind
With wrong ideas that appeal to you
Though I am not unkind."
Had to throw out a little TMBG for all y'all.
im gunna go give that sleep thing another try, for all i know i have insomia, catch you all later, goodnight or day