There definitely seems to be a culture emerging around here lately that holds up certain directors or films as sacred, and lots of people (not everybody, before anyone jumps down my throat) seems to want to actually discuss anything, instead contenting themselves with a "shocked reaction gif" or something. I think the issue is that you seem to be the kind of person who experiences films on a much more personal level than one that is overly concerned with the reputation of the director/film or the technical, cinematic elements of the movie, and you're not afraid to be honest about those feelings. For a lot of people, I think (myself included) there's this pressure to like the "right" films because if you don't you feel alienated, or that you don't "get it," as if there's something wrong with you. I guess some people are more adept at handling that and being secure in their own opinions and reactions.
Or some people just have better tastes.
Seriously, though, I never feel the pressure to like certain films because they are 'sacred'. I add to this culture of idolatry towards certain directors (Woody Allen is an example of that), because I genuinely believe that those filmmakers showcase signs of cinematic brilliance in (a big part of) their films. Therefore I'm always a little bit surprised when some people don't tend to see that.
Then I try to understand why they don't like it and
I THINK it's often (but not always) because of personal bias and wrong interpretations (or an inappropriate cynical way of watching the film because of prejudices). Now, we can probably never switch these personal "flaws" completely off and all these particular irrational bits are just parts of ourselves and that's what makes it interesting to see everyone's take on certain films. Even the great Roger Ebert, the most famous and popular film reviewer of all time, sometimes wrote odd and obviously biased reviews
It's always a matter of 'opinion' and 'personal views' and I also like films that are "objectively" not that good and dislike certain films that are probably of a higher quality than I'd like to admit, but what we should always do, is trying to explain properly what we like and what don't like about certain films. That's when dialogue and discussion can start and that's how we can see why certain people like a film and other people don't. It's the core of what makes film discussions interesting for me!
Now, back to JayDee and his pitiful Woody Allen Hate-a-Thon.
I'll try to explain why I personally like the films that you "hated".
The Purple Rose of Caïro:
Sure, the films is built on a clever, funny little gimmick, but Woody is one of those directors that can transfer certain interesting existential problems in a refreshing, comical way, (often) using this kind of gimmicks! His whole filmography is filled with stuff like that!
In one film it's a sperm cell that is afraid of what will happen and what his faith will be when he's at the point of leaving his usual phallic habitat, in another film there's a guy who automatically transforms into the kind of people around him because he's afraid of not fitting in and in this film it's about a woman that suddenly gets approached by a film character that comes off the silver screen.
These gimmicks themselves are already pretty cool and inventive but what makes Woody Allen a true genius and one of the most respected film directors of his time is how he poignantly and self-consciously is able to make a philosophical statement or offer certain insights to the viewer, while still giving them plenty of stuff to enjoy along the way.
The Purple Rose of Caïro shows us all those frustrating (little) things in life that can make you feel kind of depressed. We rarely see that kind of stuff in films and Woody cleverly mixes the perfect fantasy universe with the frustrations of real life. What we get is therefore a mix of fantasy and clever microscopic satire. Woody's statement at the end is wonderfully and fittingly ambiguous. At first sight, it's kind of sad and depressing, but the last scene is, in spite of everything, strangely uplifting. It charmingly shows how a simple thing as a Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers musical can make us forget our problems for a minute. In a way, it tells us how we shouldn't lose sight of the beautiful side of life even in the darkest times. It doesn't even matter how abstract and banal that glimpse of beauty and escapism may be...
Midnight in Paris:
I think your criticism is focusing on something that doesn't really have much to do with the film's themes and intentions. I think the movie actually even adresses that issue. The relationship is pretty much based on typical superficial qualities of both persons. Rachel McAdams' character is beautiful and Owen Wilson's character is succesful and rich and has that certain romantic aura that many girls would fall for (at first sight). Their relationship kind of starts bursting in Paris, because they start to notice that there isn't really much more to them than just those superficial attractions. I don't see why that would be a flaw in the film.
Furthermore,
Midnight in Paris is pretty similar to
The Purple Rose of Caïro. It's built on a gimmick and through that gimmick the main character and the audience learn certain things. Instead of focusing on fantasy and escapism, however, the film now tackles the notion of nostalgia. This film is actually part of my top 101 favorite movies, so you can read there why I specifically like this film so much. Obviously, I don't agree with your criticism towards Woody's writing and his characters.
Sleeper:
This is one of those films that seems impossible to dislike to me (but apparently it is possible). I think the comedy is simply amazing! It's cleverly satirical, extremely inventive and just completely absurd (I'm glad you at least liked the bit with the nose, because for me, that part is just pure comical genius). On top of that, it also shows us a really cool and idiosyncratic futuristic world and all of those small, absurd, but strangely believable futuristic elements are brought together and add up to one of the most satisfying and original comical experiences I've ever had!
It's really a shame that you can't enjoy Woody's witty dialogue and sheer originality, like I do, JayDee.
I understand your irritations (believe it or not, I didn't really think Woody Allen was all that special either after I first watched a film of his several years ago), but I think your problems with him should be easily omittable when you start focusing on what makes Woody such a great director, instead of always pointing out what you hate so much about him (this goes for some other quality films that you couldn't appreciate in the past too). I am strongly convinced that everyone should be able to enjoy Woody's best work (and the 3 films you reviewed are part of his top 15 best films, in my opinion). You just have to watch his films with the right mindset and you have to try and stow away the personal problems you have with his persona (the same goes with the alpha-male problem you seem to be having, by the way, because you're missing out on a lot of great stuff because of that).
Open-mindedness is the key to enjoying as many (good) stuff as possible!
Oh well, you definitely deserve credit for what you're doing, JayDee, because at least you are actually trying to explain why you don't enjoy certain films (even if it's because of very personal issues you seem to be having sometimes). I respect that and you deserve rep for it. I wish I could give your Woody Allen post a
, but I just can't because those ratings are way too low. I'll rep some of your other posts in return to show my appreciation for your review efforts.