Swan's Movie Commentaries

Lester is gonezo.

Never seen the original The Thing either. Just Carpenters.

Trick-or-Treating was awesome in my neighborhood when i was a kid

perfect atmosphere in Atlanta, Georgia. Scream was filmed there. people put up all kinds of scary decorations that i loved. one porch had this straw-stuffed man sitting in a rocking chair with a really spooky mask. loved that along with the smell of burning pumpkins and FREE CANDY





↑ that should be the official candy of Halloween. i wish i had some now ↑

Speaking of classic Savini, you've all seen Maniac, right? Right?

Mine was ok. But they do it in the daytime because their was a Halloween abduction in my town in the 70s or 80s.

I have.

I haven't, but that's no surprise.

Annie got stuck in the window. It was Swans fault.

Lock your doors, bolts your windows, and turn off the lights!

I think I know why Swan likes Annie and it's got nothing to do with her being a bitch

That. just. happened.

He could've waited until after Paul. Rude.

Atta boy.

I love Loomis's creepy smile here.

Loomis is my favorite so far.

Death has come to your little town sheriff.

Theo, is this your first time seeing this?

Yes. I'm like your wife. Not a horror fan.