True or False

False

Plans to watch a movie today?

False

Knows the Youtube channel The Warp Zone?

False

Has seen Fred Rogers' Emmy acceptance speech?

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Under-the-radar Movie Awesomeness.
http://earlsmoviepicks.blogspot.com/

False

Likes to drink soda?

False

Has a bread machine?

False

Likes Mountain Dew?

False

Is optimistic about the US?

True

Is looking for a career change?

True

Has been to all continents?

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"I know, honey. Look at the map. We go your way, that's about four inches. We go my way, it's an inch and a half. You wanna pay for the extra gas?"

False:
Brave enough to change carrier

True

Grades a movie in their head in preparation to review it on here while you watch, even adjusting the score after a good or bad scene?

True

Has rejoined ISIS?

False

I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't - Bowie

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"I may be rancid butter, but I'm on your side of the bread."
E. K. Hornbeck

False...I don't know the rest of that song

Spends a lot of time thinking about MoFo and movies?

True

Still has Xmas decorations up?

True

Still has lots of leftover alcohol after the holidays? (Probably enough until mid July)

True

Eats ice cream all winter long?

False

Feels like you got your life together?

True, for the most part

Wants the Patriots to win the Super Bowl?

False...but I don't even know who's playing.

Likes balsamic vinegar