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First of the Girls, Guns and G-Strings collection but more like Boobs, Buffoonery and Boredom as it features far too much attempted titilation that verges on soft porn and poor production values alongside mostly bad acting and script

Second of Sidaris' triple-G collection that is at least more structured than the first and with being used as a vehicle for several Playmates thankfully eases away somewhat from sleazy toward cheesy but is still rife with both stiff acting and dreadful script - but even after adding in the most ridiculous of subplots with some mediocre animatronics it's still an improvement

Third in the wannabe hybrid Charlie's Angels/Magnum/Doritos franchise now delves into Bond territory with some less than stellar gadgets accompanying the bad script and all too often bad acting whilst the attempted titillation reverts back to being less well integrated

Fourth instalment in the underwhelming series and aided by a plot that doesn't sidetrack too much this time and generally better acting than in previous offerings it's the best yet though it's still nothing more than an amateurish piece of cheesy fluff

Fifth (but sadly nowhere near final) instalment in the Babes, Boobies and Baloney series that whilst still unremarkably sub-standard is another step up in terms of acting, script and dare I say it entertainment (albeit that's still not saying a huge amount) - alternatively it could also be that I'm becoming somewhat inured to their many deficiencies now

Sixth in the Sleaze, Silicone and 'Splosions series resorts back to an overabundance of attempted tittilation, perhaps because it is self-aware enough to understand the 'action' is getting rather repetitive, but the overall effect is just to make proceedings even more yawnsome and pointless

Seventh in the somewhat seedy (and seemingly endless) franchise and even most of those involved appear to be getting bored of the whole thing judging by this predominantly lacklustre effort

Eighth in the Pin-ups, Pecs and Pathetic Puns series that as usual provides for plenty of wood, though not from the many gratuitous attempts at titillation but from the direction, acting and script in an instalment that seems a little short in terms of budget, even resorting to archive footage brielfy

Ninth in the seedy series and son Christian officially takes over the directing reins but aside from the script being even worse than usual (who'dathunk it possible), a slight change in predilection from boobs to buns and the action scenes being even less well realised it's pretty much business as usual

Tenth in the franchise and sadly the only freely available version I could find is obviously a 'second-hand' copy and has a few key minutes missing after around an hour and a quarter (let's face it, I'm not gonna pay to watch this crap so it'll have to do) but there's enough to safely rate it as being equally as bad an effort as the one that kicked the whole sorry thing off

Pops takes the reins back for the Eleventh in the Chests, Cannons and Corn franchise and it begins almost like an attempted parody of itself as the acting, script, action and 'comedy' hit all time lows for the series at times (no mean feat) but sadly not consistently enough to qualify as so bad it's good - just bad

Final entry in the Floozies, Fake Funbags and Firearms franchise involving the ridiculously named Legion to Enforce Total Harmony And Law agency and the series at least goes out on an improving note though the exposition heavy ending is rather yawnsome and whilst it's virtually guaranteed the twists won't be guessed in advance it's also almost certainly guaranteed no-one will really give a toss either