Guilty Or Not Guilty

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I’m here only on Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays. That’s why I’m here now.

nope,only had it 3x to my knowledge...Ive only had to show up once
funny true story tho this man (about 18-25) came into the courtroom wearing a
pirate bay t-shirt and they immediately "excused" him..
I have heard the things people do to get excused lol

ever done something on purpose to catch someone's attention?

Guilty. Of course. I’m a woman. ��

Ever shoplifted?

Not guilty.




Have you ever eaten too much food at once?

Of course, every Thanksgiving day

Ever clean your glasses or computer screen with spit?

Not guilty. Not even with a bit of saliva on the tip of my finger. I'm not against using spit/saliva that way but I haven't seen the opportunity to do it yet.




Did you have a crush on one of your teachers?

Not guilty since I went to an all-girls school with all-female teachers.

Ever had a felony conviction?

Oh, you said conviction. Then no.


Ever been arrested?

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"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."

Guilty

Ever served on a jury?

Not guilty.

Ever pirated movies?

Not guilty.

Ever dropped trash into someone else’s trash can?

Not guilty.


Ever burned trash on someone else's porch?

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Look, Dr. Lesh, we don't care about the disturbances, the pounding and the flashing, the screaming, the music. We just want you to find our little girl.

Not guilty


Ever drank alcohol while at work?

Not guilty.


Ever drank alcohol in the theater?

Not guilty

Ever drank soda at breakfast?

Not guilty

Ever been mean to someone?

Not guilty.




Ever been in love with a stranger?

Guilty

Ever lied & gotten someone in trouble?

Not guilty.


Ever got hungry for no apparent reason?

Guilty


Avoids mentioning certain movies you just saw in fear of advertising it?