J'ai perdu mon corps [I Lost My Body] (2019) - - the visuals and music are the real selling point here; the story is okay
브이아이피 [V.I.P.] (2017) - - a very solid Korean thriller with a trademark sexy 10/10 would bang (albeit he'd bang my head against the wall later) murderer, and a slightly more interesting than usual plot!
หมอนรถไฟ [Railway Sleepers] (2016) - - slow train trips, man! You know, some time ago I spent 10 hours on a train in a single day! This brings back so many memories!
Medea (1982) - - Zwartjes might be a poser and a pervert, but there is no denying he created some really thick atmosphere here! Not as kinky as his magnum opus Pentimento, tho!
Under the Silver Lake (2018) - - Hitchcock + Lynch + boobs = a clusterfukk of a movie like this one!
刀 [The Blade] (1995) - - Tsui Hark slays! Very entertaining! Too bad my favourite character - Blackie - was so poorly fleshed out!
Tokyo-Ga (1985) - what we learn is that Ozu was a good man, and that Wenders has no sh*t on Marker! Also, some Japanese Murican-wannabes dancing to among others Blondie's Call Me is worth it!
Flores (2017) - - one of the best shorts I've seen in a very long time. The omnipresent purple only adds to the beautiful, nostalgic atmosphere.
Die Tomorrow (2017) - - Thamrongrattanarit's (I know, just when you thought you were smart because you remembered Weerasethakul's name) essay on death might not be very revealing, and it's shrewdy filled with clichés, but damn me if it isn't pretty and moving.
Sailing a Sinking Sea (2015) - - yet another disappointment, but at least it's short and you learn a thing or two.
The Piano Tuner of Earthquakes (2005) - - really had my hopes high due to a high rating from a friend, but this one is just schmucky kitsch
鎖縛 [Sabaku] (2000) - - apparently the movie is loosely based on the Murder of Junko Furuta (just don't repeat my mistake and don't read this before sleep ;_; ), put emphasis on loosely. Anyway, this is the best "gay" "pinku" "directed by" Hisayasu Sato. Why quotation marks? Because its point isn't really being gay, although it contains some gay sex scenes (the final one is absolutely beautiful). Because it's not a pure pink film even going by the loosest definition, and because the credits at the beginning mention a mysterious "Casino" as the director of the film. Trying to clear it up, the film feels more like a sadistic horror than a pinku - something like Sato's Naked Blood, but much, much darker with underlying themes of a perpetrator becoming a victim and so on. Some scenes are really out there and downright disturbing (or they should be for a sensitive viewer, I'm not one), but I'm not sure whether disturbing enough for Sato to be afraid to put his name on it, so I see two possibilities here: 1) This was indeed directed by Sato who for some reason took on the pseudonym "Casino" for it 2) This was (co-)directed by some beginner director "Casino", and most probably ghost-directed by Sato. Dunno why I keep blabbering about it, but I guess I'm just happy I found a gay pinku I loved, no matter how far-fetched the definitions are.
世界 [The World] (2004) - - FFS finally a really great movie. Absolutely astounding, even if quite obvious. The little moments of sadness really get to you, like the last note of Little Sister, or Zhao Tao meeting the Russian girl in the toilet. Also, this turned out to be a personal film for me for reasons I choose not to disclose.
小武 [The Pickpocket] (1997) - - yet another gem from Jia Zhangke. This is like Bresson's... well... Pickpocket (duh) but stripped off its idealism!
任逍遥 [Unknown Pleasures] (2002) - - this one is considerably weaker than the previous two, but still a very solid Zhangke film!
漂泊者 [Hyohakusha] (2014) - - occasionally pretty, but nothing too fancy.
ドキュメント路上 [On the Road: A Document] (1964) - - eh... it was okay, I guess. I'm much more interested in Minamata: The Victims and Their World, tho!
Faust Sonnengesang (2011) - - my 9000th film!!! (Everybody gasps in amazement. @mark f laughs spitefully). 180 minutes of unadulterated visual masturbation is exactly what you'd expect me to love. Dat Napoleon-core triple screen towards the end, tho.
疾走 [Dead Run] (2005) - - a typical ok doomer (◡‿◡✿) 5/5 would suicide again flick. WHATTA HELL SABU WILL YOU HAVE MY BABY?! For those who don't know, SABU is basically Takashi Miike for cool people, and his Postman Blues, Blessing Bell, and Monday (DOES EVERYBODY WANNA TWIST!!! COME ON!!! BABY BABY!!! anyone?) are all outstanding movies I loved in the past. Decided to watch more SABU, and stumbled upon this gem. I'm not even going to attempt telling you what the movie's about, and what the characters are. Lemme just tell you one of them is a priest! And you don't even know how afraid I was this is going to turn into a Bible-reading circle-jerk I READ BIBLE AND BECAME A BETTER HUMAN BEING Christian movie bs cliche, but SABU is the man, he would never let me down!!! And oh man, this sheet gets more and more intense, and touching, and simply devastating! I cried through the entire second part of the movie!!! Yep, and saying it's emo is a very poor excuse of not getting its greatness, haters! I really love SABU's use of silence, his development of characters, his shots, pretty much everything! See? I can't even critque it properly, I'm just fanboying over it, sheeet.
Wundkanal [Gun Wound] (1984) - - very original and quite mysterious! You basically understand what's going on, and even get the final message, but the details are obfuscated, that is until you watch...
Notre nazi [Our Nazi] (1984) - - which shows the making of Gun Wound. Turns out the actor was a real Nazi, and the shooting of the film a form of trial & torture for him. A really drawn-out film, but along with Shoah and Marcel Ophüls' documentaries the best thing of this kind I've seen!
アンラッキー・モンキー [Unlucky Monkey] (1998) - - SABU doing Dostoevsky is exactly just like you'd imagine. Comical, surprising, touching! The protagonist's anguish reverbs through every scene - sad or funny, and the ending is purifying!
三峡好人 [Still Life] (2006) - - back to China, and this seems to be director's second most beloved film among my RYM friends, so I hoped for another 3 star Zhangke - close but no cigar!
地獄無門 [We're Going to Eat You] (1980) - - another Tsui Hark, his sophomore effort, is a kung-fu comedy with cannibals! Hoped for a more serious, gnarly & brutal film, but it plays like one of these Jackie Chan flicks. Entertaining, sure, but not brilliant.
Wisconsin Death Trip (1999) - - the premise is fine, and the execution amazing, but it gets repetitive way too fast. I mean, too many broken windows for my taste.
Picture of Light (1994) - - yet another hipter documentary that turns out to be merely watchable.
狛 [Koma] (2009) - - a very enjoyable short from Kawase, but I NEED MOAR!
ドライブ [Drive] (2002) - - yet another SABU goodness. Batsheet crazy, and just the kind of humor I like. Doesn't pack quite a punch I wanted it to, but oh my goodness if these final scenes aren't adorable. :3 Also, I want to learn video editing just so that I can paste my face onto the body of the man in the video above. :P
戦ふ兵隊 [Fighting Soldiers] (1939) - - this might be the best war documentary ever made, but I'm too dumb to understand it. Seriously, though, it's been banned, because the director who was supposed to glorify war basically made an anti-war documentary!
Temenos (1998) - - I don't even remember a single frame of this avant-garde film. Oh well.
夏時間の大人たち [Happy-Go-Lucky] (1997) - - a gr8 coming-of-age flick from Nakashima. Not as flashy as Memories of Matsuko and Confessions, and also not as amazing as the two, but still very enjoyable, and I like how it both starts and ends with basically a young boy commenting on somebody's boobs.
Bestiaire (2012) - - look at this hipster director thinking he's making an important point. Oh well, at least it's pleasantly contemplative.
親密さ [Intimacies] (2012) - - Hamaguchi nails it again. This is his most Rivettian film, but thank goodness it has nothing of Rivette's boring Out 1-core. The first two hours are spent on the preparation of a play, and the other two hours on the actual play - in its entirety! The final couple of minutes are soothing and cute!
The King of Comedy (1982) - - yeah, it's so much better than The Irishman, but it doesn't really say much, because Scorsese's latest film was TERRIBLE. This one... it's simple and quite enjoyable.
采油日记 [Crude Oil] (2008) -
- Oh hai, Minio, I didn't know it was you. What did you do during the weekend?
- Oh nothing much, just watching a film. Spent 4 hours looking at men sleeping and going in and out of a single room, then another 4 hours looking at oil rig workers at work, and then 4 hours looking at men chilling in the middle of a desert, and then again chilling in some huts, watching TV... 840 minutes in total! Ha! And what was your longest film you've ever seen?
- It seems to me you're just easily impressed with long things!
- Why, you normie! Get back to your Avengers franchise binge, n00b!
I mean, when you're looking at a fixed shot of two men sitting almost motionlessly in a room for 15 minutes, a man entering a room feels like an extreme twist. Hell, I wish there was an audience cheering sound effect every time it happened, like in Lynch's Rabbits.But of course later on we do get out of the room (I really thought it's gonna be 15 hours in just this one room), and camera becomes more mobile, following the crew members all around the rig. Don't get me wrong, static shots abound, but there are some tracking ones which is also a sort of a twist.
It took me 2 freakin' days to finish this movie, and I also watched other movies inbetween the sessions. No doubt the most challenging movie-watching experience ever.
ハードラックヒーロー Hard Luck Hero (2003) - - yet another SABU. Too much in your face, nothing is left to viewer's interpretation, but it's funny and very entertaining. I read that apparently "Sabu was commissioned to make this film to showcase the boyband V6.", so that would explain a lot.
파란 대문 [Birdcage Inn] (1998) - - been years since I've seen a Kim Ki-duk film, and I'm glad I left out his first three films when I was binge watching his filmography, so that I can watch them now! He seems to be universally hated safe for 3-Iron and the seasons film, but I absolutely love him, and even though I can see some criticism as in he's too forceful with symbolism, I don't give a flying damn. It's a really moving film, and the final scene is one of the most memorable ones I've seen recently.
カケラ [Kakera: A Piece of Our Life] (2010) - - this has lots of potential, but the great moments are somehwat lost in the convoluted structure of the film. Hard to believe director's next film will be one of the best movies of the decade.
L' amour fou [Mad Love] (1969) - - after loving Intimacies decided to give Rivette another chance, but even though the film has good moments, it's tedious, and pretty bland. I couldn't care less about most Rivette's filmography, which only further proves he's not a filmmaker for me.
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San Franciscan lesbian dwarves and their tomato orgies.