The "What if...?" Game

Time to learn Klingon

What if: sex became redundant

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha

joygasms all round

what if fruitloops grew on trees?

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Then fruity pebbles would be their seeds! (See? It rhymes!)

What if there was no sex just kissing?

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Everything I do, I do to make my second stepdad proud.

then the world would be a very sad place to live in

what if guitars sounded like pianos, but pianos still sounded like pianos even if guitars sounded like pianos?

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"All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for no one."

One word: portable.

What if your neighbor was George Lucas?

Then my "Jar Jar" watch I got form McDonalds would be smashed against my neighbors windsheild..

What if goldfish were silver?

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

then they'd be silverfish, and the current silverfish would turn into crapfish

what if it stopped raining?

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Seaside Shack

Then there wouldny b any thing to drink and every one would surely die, or the world would be like hwo it was in TANK GIRL!!!
--What if we could choose not to go to school

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This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time!

me like other teachers would have (had) to work at MacDonald's!!

what if bad movie tastes were contagious?

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We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.

Then no one would have botherd to see Alien vs predator
What if every one looked the same????

but but... don't we? and would we look like Brad Pitt then?...
plus i wouldn't recognize girls from boys then!!

what if eating much made you thinner?

Dr. Phil would be full of it.

What if MoFo was called "Forums for Movies"??????

then we'd be called FoMo's

What if there was no 'what if' thread?

i would have saved 10 minutes of my life

what if you could spit fireballs?

then i'd have one hell of a sore throat

what if no one could communicate in the same language

we wouldn't have movies

what if everyone spoke the same language?

then we wouldnt have to take spainish in high school

What if guns were nerf guns!?

Wars would be a lot longer...


What if movies were half price on thursdays in Kentucky only?

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Mike's Previous 5

Thank You for Smoking 10/10
Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis 4/10
Equilbrium 8/10
A History of Violence 8/10
Officespace 10/10

few would care

what if movies were free?

many would care

what if there were no more movies?
(something like farenheit 451 but with movies)