I've never watched The Armour of God, ask me anything

I really need to stop doing these but they're so fun.

The Armour of God - a 1986 Jackie Chan film that takes place in the Amazon and from what I know has some people searching for Armour.. of God.

No this is not a religious film..

It's also the one were Jackie Chan almost met God.

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I'd really like to meet her.

Is it about the absolute best ballpark hot dog Jackie Chan ever ate? If it's not, it should be

Actually completely true
All because of some tomato soup that came out his ear? Ew
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Oh wait..

"Jackie Chan is back in action! Back in adventure and back in hunger