I don't know how to hate films

@Mr Minio



I challenged you to watch The Big Boss in it's original form.


You enjoyed it 6/10, as saying that you don't know how to hate movies.


But I know you will hate Freddy Got Fingered.

I WOULD DEFINETLY PEE NEXT TO SOMEBODY IN A PUBLIC TOILET THEN RE-WATCH A SINGLE SECOND OF FREDDY GOT FINGERED.


I have only actually watched like five clips and they were all disgusting and disturbing (especially that birth scene WTF?)

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San Franciscan lesbian dwarves and their tomato orgies.

Even the person who doesn't know how to hate films can tell FGF is terrible!

There are always exceptions to the rule.

Freddy Got Fingered is good, so whatever. Need a deadlier shot than that to take me out.

Babydriver

Dreadful stuff, but my hate has more to do with driving home my point that I think it was a waste of talent. Actually hating a movie is just weird to me. Can maybe understand hating one on moral grounds, like I do with something like Forced Entry or August Underground...but even they gave me things to think about. And being outraged isn't all that bad an emotion either.


Maybe an excruciatingly bad comedy? Hmmmm. Definitely the worst, but still helps with understanding how to construct a joke well.

Yeah, I get you. I haven’t seen Baby Driver yet, myself. It’s in the periphery along with Hardcore Henry and Freddy Got Fingered as supposedly bad but still garners a little interest in watching regardless. I just haven’t gotten to them yet.
I did finally watch Bathlefield Earth and, yes while it is bad, it isn’t nearly as bad as the critics made it out to be. There were some enjoyable moments

People pointing fingers at Freddy Got Fingered but seemingly giving a pass to the the Human Centipede trilogy....

I don't like Battlefield Earth, but it does have one of my favorite quotes, which I really should start adopting for my own personal usage: "Strap him to the learning machine!"

I get hating movies that are boring or morally reprehensible. I can forgive movies that are boring if I think the filmmakers did their darndest to convince me they are actually interesting, and some movies with messages of hate are at least worthwhile from a historical standpoint. However, there's a special place in movie hell for ones that are lazy. This is why I hate the 2009 Land of the Lost movie. It's messy, pointless, and Will Ferrell and Danny McBride give no indication that they give a crap about anyone in the audience's time or hard-earned money. It's as if they're just using it as a vehicle to share gags that only they think are funny. Since it's apparent they wanted to have more fun than anyone in the audience would, they should have paid us to see it!

One of these days, the filmmakers of movies like Land of the Lost might be recognised by the medical profession for discovering the cure to insomnia (however inadvertently).

But Human Centipede has received academic acclaim!

https://www.dukeupress.edu/life-destroying-diagrams (Yes, there is a whole chapter on it in there...)

Human Centipede, also good.


Sequel, not so much.

You mean the PG version which was so humourously childish, right? Right? Heh.. heh..

There's been some hate leveled at Baby Driver after it came out, but I thought it was a fun experience. I don't quite understand what people think is so bad about it?

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