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The box art on that Severin set reminds me of the Aurora Monster Model packaging. Look at all those beautiful purples. Believe it or not I owned none of these as a kid, but my cousin did and The Forgotten Prisoner was pretty much my favorite thing that ever existed at age 8.



I've built a few of these. A friend of mine got me Dragonslayer and The Relic which got me into monster kits. Then he got me two Phantom of the Operas, King Kong, and the Creature. I was thinking about picking up the Jekyll and Hyde one for myself. I just finished the grim reaper - I think that was an Aurora kit, too.









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The greatest haunted house movies of all time are probably

The Haunting
Poltergeist
The Innocents

Then we can start considering if The Changeling is next on the list (there's obvious competition, but it's definitely in contention)

Also the nature of the ghost, beyond it wanting revenge on his changeling, isn't known, but there is no reason to assume it is in anyway benign. It gets what it wants out of George C. Scott and then we can either argue his well being is no longer of any consequence to its plan, or it maybe is trying to chase him from the house to be alone with the Melvyn Douglas character. Either way, it's irrelevant to the fundamental nature of the story it's telling. Personally, I prefer the idea of the former, because it would be a reflection of the uncontrollable rage that has been building in that house for decades.

And because the film is a Canadian production, this may lend it a cheap made for TV look at times, but that is the nature of the Canadian film industry. But quality wise, it's still better than most American or British productions of similar material. Sometimes I think growing up in this country primes us to not care about how 'legit' a film looks because probably half of our classic films look like cheap junk or shit that would be broadcast by the CBC in the middle of the afternoon (weirdly, if I didn't know otherwise, I'd probably also think that Ghost Story was a Canadian production, it has a similar 'and now a word from our sponsor' sheen to it)

Also, as much as I enjoy Burnt Offerings, it's mostly because it's a trashy, junky bit of ghost melodrama. It's got its lane, but it would get crushed by the Changeling if it dared to get in its way.



I've built a few of these. A friend of mine got me Dragonslayer and The Relic which got me into monster kits. Then he got me two Phantom of the Operas, King Kong, and the Creature. I was thinking about picking up the Jekyll and Hyde one for myself. I just finished the grim reaper - I think that was an Aurora kit, too.
Nice! I finally got some repros as a young adult (late 90s I guess). (Phantom, Mummy & Wolf Man) I eventually sold the built & painted kits on Ebay. Wish I'd kept pics, they looked pretty sweet.

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Also, Ghostwatch would be in consideration for that best haunted house list of mine.


Seriously, how good was that shit?


I thought it was just going to be some clever bit of trolling a gullible British audience into believing what they were seeing was real....not that it was actually going to function as a quality film of its own.



Like, we have to assume the creators of Late Night With the Devil have seen it. Were even inspired by it....so how in the hell could they have gotten everything so wrong in comparison? They really should play these two films back to back in film class and then immediately slime and expel anyone who prefers the obviously shittier one.



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I've built a few of these. A friend of mine got me Dragonslayer and The Relic which got me into monster kits. Then he got me two Phantom of the Operas, King Kong, and the Creature. I was thinking about picking up the Jekyll and Hyde one for myself. I just finished the grim reaper - I think that was an Aurora kit, too.









I see you have Death Dealer back there too!



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The greatest haunted house movies of all time are probably

The Haunting
Poltergeist
The Innocents

Then we can start considering if The Changeling is next on the list (there's obvious competition, but it's definitely in contention)

Also the nature of the ghost, beyond it wanting revenge on his changeling, isn't known, but there is no reason to assume it is in anyway benign. It gets what it wants out of George C. Scott and then we can either argue his well being is no longer of any consequence to its plan, or it maybe is trying to chase him from the house to be alone with the Melvyn Douglas character. Either way, it's irrelevant to the fundamental nature of the story it's telling. Personally, I prefer the idea of the former, because it would be a reflection of the uncontrollable rage that has been building in that house for decades.

And because the film is a Canadian production, this may lend it a cheap made for TV look at times, but that is the nature of the Canadian film industry. But quality wise, it's still better than most American or British productions of similar material. Sometimes I think growing up in this country primes us to not care about how 'legit' a film looks because probably half of our classic films look like cheap junk or shit that would be broadcast by the CBC in the middle of the afternoon (weirdly, if I didn't know otherwise, I'd probably also think that Ghost Story was a Canadian production, it has a similar 'and now a word from our sponsor' sheen to it)

Also, as much as I enjoy Burnt Offerings, it's mostly because it's a trashy, junky bit of ghost melodrama. It's got its lane, but it would get crushed by the Changeling if it dared to get in its way.
Yeah, the thing about Joseph being a dick at the end was a joke I made in my notes and I threw it in, it wasn't meant to be serious, that didn't detract in any way from the movie for me.

As far as the Canadian movie thing, that wasn't what made it feel TV-movie-like to me. I actually thought the production values on the movie were quite good. The house is a shockingly good set, I have several mentions in my notes of how impressed I was by that. That is not a real house. It's a facade they built and the interiors are all sets that they built. Blew my mind. That is great production value and they did an incredible job.
What makes it feel made-for-TV for me is the way everything is staged and that's why I used the term "corny". The way the camera is placed and the way it moves often feels very for-TV to me. And I've seen plenty of Canadian Horror movies and this is not something that's endemic to "their" filmmaking style or anything it's just this movie. It's not bad, there are even some really nice moments, like the cut to the conductor leading the orchestra on the piece that Scott had been playing on the piano one second earlier, but overall the movie felt like a very good TV-movie.
And honestly, the plot in general, ended up feeling terribly old-fashioned and not in a great way, compared to something like Ghost Story, which is also a contemporary version of an old-fashioned ghost story but it feels edgy and challenging with the disturbing nature of the relationships and the death at the center of it. This reminded me a little bit of The Awakening from 1980, the mummy movie, and other behind-the-times Horror movies like that from that time period.
Better than that, obviously, but just not very cinematic.



The greatest haunted house movies of all time are probably

The Haunting
Poltergeist
The Innocents

Then we can start considering if The Changeling is next on the list (there's obvious competition, but it's definitely in contention)

I would have guessed you as a Shining person. Or was that excluded because it's a hotel? (Or just a stronger preference for The Haunting these days and it would feel wrong listing both?)



I would have guessed you as a Shining person. Or was that excluded because it's a hotel? (Or just a stronger preference for The Haunting these days and it would feel wrong listing both?)

I didn't even think of it, because I think my brain was going with traditional haunted house films, and The Shining always seemed like more than simply a movie about ghosts. But, it would obviously be up there, and possibly the top, if I had considered it.


When it comes exclusively to the meat and potatoes haunted house films though, The Haunting is pretty difficult to beat. It's sort of perfect.



I agree about the animalism, that seemed to be a theme they were hammering home throughout the film and what the woman who picks her up's speech is about and it's why the movie is titled In A Violent NATURE but it doesn't explain at all how he's like a brilliant tactician now (that walk around the cabin was really, really clever).
Again, I saw it as being instinctive as opposed to intelligent.

The second part of your post on the one hand does not resonate with me at all, I got none of those feelings and none of the reviewers I read took it that way, and yet it does make a kind of sense if one did take it that way so I will have to think about this more.
Yeah, it's just how I think about it and what makes sense to me, independent necessarily of what the film itself was trying to accomplish. I haven't read too much about the film because I haven't written up my official review and I usually like to get my own ideas down before reading other peoples'.

I was much more in tune to what crumbs was saying about this almost being like a Funny Games-style forcing you to look at the things you usually gawk at with a more contemplative eye about whether you should be entertained by it. The over the top kill of the yoga girl was played incredibly straight and I thought if anything it was either that misguided Leone way of "just how brutal can I possibly make this" or "what if we showed people just how brutal those over the top kills they laugh at really are". I thought it was absurdly brutal not absurd.
I think that's only really the case for me with what happens to the ranger, because in that scene we are asked to ponder the cruelty at hand and the suffering, and how for someone being harmed this way, five minutes feels like an eternity. With the other deaths, it was so over-the-top that I simply couldn't take it seriously. Going back to our earlier conversation about Terrifier, sometimes I walk movies and have a really negative reaction to the idea of someone creating these sequences of torture/murder. But in this case, I thought it was creative and different and excessive without tipping into exploitation or cheap provocation.

But also, I think that I have a bit of a different POV on slashers in general. I don't need a huge body count. I like a creatively staged sequence, but I don't need to see boundaries being pushed in terms of tormenting people. If it was meant as a Funny Games type chiding about enjoying/"enjoying" murder/fear, that doesn't really click for me. (And that could have been the actual intention of the film, but it's not how it scanned for me).

I mean, when the one guy is like "Hey, Johnny--" and then is immediately, definitively taken out, to me that is funny.

Now, I can see it as being more like a nature documentary, and that's another read that works for me. We've all watched terrified gazelles being taken out by a hungry lion. There's something very effective about not only the long sequences in the woods, but the fact that the petty interpersonal dramas and sex that would normally pad the space between kills has been replaced by walks in the woods.



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Model kit based on Frank Frazetta's Death Dealer (which was also used as an album cover by Molly Hatchet) - kit came out about 10 years ago. I built this last year.









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I mean, when the one guy is like "Hey, Johnny--" and then is immediately, definitively taken out, to me that is funny.
Ah, I thought it was so clear that that was going to happen and then also that it was set up to almost be a chuckle maybe until Johnny pummels his head into pumpkin guts, stops, considers his options (which he shouldn't really be able to do I maintain) and then goes back to pummeling his head into smaller pieces of pumping guts, that is intended as a direct reaction to you laughing about it. That's exactly why it works the way it does for me to me. When he goes from that first kill (of the campers) that is way more shocking than I expected and then yoga-girl gets something so incredibly over the top brutal done to her which, with a soundtrack and a campier vibe to the movie might have been a laugh but with the silence and the grim vibe already set up IMO and the totally unnecessary nature of the brutality, it was an escalation, and then we get the Ranger which, to me said, "Are you not entertained?" practically challenging you to keep watching, and then you get the just straight-up head-mashing... I felt like there was a consistent escalation in the brutality that was meant to make you keep saying, "Jesus, how much is enough already?"
Again, something about the way we received but I found nothing after #1 Motherf***er funny in this movie.



It's been a while since I watched In a Violent Nature, so I don't remember how I responded to the exact nature of the ranger's death, but I do remember thinking, "man, wouldn't it suck to survive the previous 'movie' with Johnny to only go out this way. Poor Adrienne King. Ooo ouch. That's a really unpleasant way to go. I wonder if this guy had nightmares like this since the previous 'movie,' always having this background anxiety that one day that Johnny would wake up and it'd go like one of those nightmares - oh it's over now. RIP poor ranger."

I weirdly experienced a strong sense of empathy with that hypothetical anxiety. Which is to say, maybe I'm just projecting how I'd probably feel in that situation beyond the intense levels of pain and fear.



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Whilst I construct the next review, perhaps we can consider the latest of my movies I want to remake:

Messiah Of Evil with Nicolas Wending Refn.

Somebody's gonna do it, might as well be me my way.



Whilst I construct the next review, perhaps we can consider the latest of my movies I want to remake:

Messiah Of Evil with Nicolas Wending Refn.

Somebody's gonna do it, might as well be me my way.

Gloria Katz and Tudyk are still alive, last I checked. Granted, maybe Howard the Duck crushed their creative spirits for all I know.
I actually can't think of a good match with that one. No one seems to be doing Antonioni these days.


Set it in the Pacific Northwest and maybe get Kelly Reichardt? Still probably not the greatest match for the material.



Though I guess maybe more Valhalla Rising Refn than Drive Refn, but I just don't have a sense of how he would approach horror like this.



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Though I guess maybe more Valhalla Rising Refn than Drive Refn, but I just don't have a sense of how he would approach horror like this.
I was thinking Only God Forgives/Neon Demon Refn.













So, a group of young people go to spend the weekend at a place where there have recently been three massacres. Upon arriving they meet some of the nice people who live there in nice homes in the woods where a mass-murderer lives and routinely hunts.
Naturally, they're all gonna die.
Sigh.
It’s funny that early on in this re-watch I thought maybe I'd been wrong (again) and this was actually gonna turn out to be good or at least one of the better ones in the franchise. But the further I went the more I felt I was right and this is kinda mid to low tier. At least VI and VIII introduce some amusing elements. Eventually I became so annoyed by the movie and kinda bored too I just switched it off and watched something else. I mean, I was pretty far in too, probably only had like 20 minutes to go but I was like, "Nah, I can spend this 20 minutes better elsewhere."

Yeah, this is actually crap compared to VI which I only started liking like two weeks ago. It has no business being mentioned with the first two films.
I’m not saying it’s the worst slasher ever or anything but it really is pretty lame. The Prowler is definitely better, for example. Prom Night is definitely better. And those are two movies that I had down as the two worst slashers of all time until I revisited them recently. I'd hoped this would follow suit. It did not.


Once Jason goes on his rampage, there’ no suspense, hardly any build-up to the boring kills, and a surprising lack of shock or gore. Like, the third kill in the movie is so rushed, a sudden random attack on a total stranger you have no investment in, it’s practically blink and you’ll miss it and it's just there to roadsign that, "Yeah, these kids are driving into an area the police and coroner just vacated on account of a massacre!"
And I already didn’t like any of the characters (the ostensible Final Girl has no charisma and everyone else kinda sucks) so I don’t care who lives or dies or when or anything.
Also, is this the movie where slut-shaming really becomes the trope of the genre?
Honestly, this is pretty terrible after all. I would put this in the bottom tier of any list of these films I made.

The love for this turkey continues to elude me.
What a hardass , I loved this movie.
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I'm a longtime F13 fan, and my recommended viewing order:


1, 6, 10, Freddy vs Jason


3, 4, and the reboot are marginal.


The rest are trash.


Longtime fan here too,

I liked 3,4,6, Remake, Freddy vs. Jason the most

1,2 and 5, 7, 8 and X were okay.

Jason goes to hell is straight up trash, the only movie in the series that I'll never rewatch again imo.