“The humans are our cattle.”
News reporter Karen White (an excellent Dee Wallace) has been receiving messages from a serial-killer-on-the-rampage, Eddie, and goes to meet with him, secretly on-air and with police close at hand. Unfortunately, Eddie's bloody homicidal rampage may be more than just psychology. She survives but has a complete blackout of the events so friendly pop-psychologist Doc Waggner recommends she go spend some time up at The Colony, his pastoral psych-resort upstate. But something seems seems ominous at The Colony and Karen could be in more danger than ever before.
So, this movie is the definition of a mixed-bag. It was kinda big when it came out, I remember everybody talking about it and when I finally saw it (at maybe 13 or 14 years old) I kinda understood why. It has a number of intense moments (for 1981), it has a good bit of gore, it has a a lot of special effects, it has a pretty serious sex scene (for 1981), and it has a pretty good hook from beginning to very end, Dee Wallace is really great in this. She is nuanced and convincing. Very impressed with her. And the cast in general was good top to bottom with maybe Eddie being the only person I thought could have been better.
And, honestly, I really dig Joe Dante's style. I wish we'd gotten more out of him and I especially wish we got more of him without Spielberg in his life. He gives this movie a great wicked energy that I really, really liked and was largely what kept me going through the weaker parts of the movie.
* And before we get off of Dante, I'd like to mention that he named two of the characters in the film Teri Fisher and Fred Francis! If that doesn't warm your little heart you may be in the wrong thread.
Now for the negative. For one thing, the special effects in this movie are mostly pretty bad. Some may recall that it took a bit of a beating because it came out the same year as American Werewolf In London and it uses a lot of the same effects... and yet it looks pretty bad comparatively. The big transformation late in the movie was almost certainly supposed to hit really hard but it ends up looking really rough. I wondered if, while they were making this, they thought they had the most amazing transformation imaginable only to have American Werewolf make the look silly four months later.
Our werewolf design, actually, would almost be better than AWiL... but they went with these crazy ridiculous ears! So like, in this shot, It actually looks pretty cool (though you can see, on the left, that the ear is just comically large).
I mean, that's mostly a pretty scary-looking werewolf. But in other shots these enormous ears are just so silly it takes you completely out of the fact that you should be terrified by this thing. You're like, "Oh shit, this werewolf is terrifying... wait, look at his ears! Hahahahaha!
Anyway, there's also animated werewolf silhouettes that look so bad you can't believe it and even some stop-motion werewolves late in the game.
So then you start wondering, wait, is this movie actually supposed to be campy? Cuz like, earlier, a serial-killer was showing his (ostensibly) next victim a rape-scene but now it feels like you're adding a sort of goofiness to the movie? Joe, what is your tone?!
At the end of the day, I will enjoy this movie more in the future, and I will re-watch it, now that I've been reminded that it has a lot of highs but is ultimately just not that good of a movie.
Edit: I forgot to mention the best part of the movie which is the story.
This movie is actually about
WARNING: "Moderate to severe spoilers." spoilers below
a colony of werewolves living outside of San Francisco with an internal political struggle going on of whether they should continue trying to assimilate with the humans and just eat cattle or return to "The Old Ways" and make humans their cattle. And Eddie, the serial-killer, is really just a kind of sadistic werewolf who decided to go into the city and have a little reign of terror. That's why they bring Karen up to the colony, because she's the only one who has seen what Eddie really is and has it deep in her psyche that there are really werewolves in the World. And, of course, the way the movie ends is so great. Double-spoilers here, do not ****ing read this if you haven't seen the movie: To know you're bitten and know you're gonna turn and to make an act of self-sacrifice to go on television and tell everyone that werewolves are real - and have your transformation on the air for the World to see! - and then have your friend shoot you dead with a silver bullet once you've turned - man, that is heavy.
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