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The Bodyguard - (1992)

The year after The Bodyguard came out I heard nothing but Whitney Houston tracks on the radio non-stop, but I still never ended up watching the movie. It wasn't exactly treated like a serious cinematic achievement, despite it's success at the box office. Ever since, however, I've always had this nagging curiosity. "I Will Always Love You" meant something to me, but I'd never seen where the Whitney version had come from despite that. I finally watched it last night (32 years after it came out) - after steeling myself, because I never really considered it a movie I'd like. Did I? Well, I would have liked it better if it were at least 20 minutes shorter - most preferably 30 minutes. It's far too long for what it is. Costner has this damn haircut that makes him look like he's 7-years-old, but I thought that he at least had some chemistry with his non-actor co-star. There were some nice scenes. Great smack-down delivered to Mike Starr. It just went on for far too long - the extended stay at the lake where the film slows down just when it should be peaking did me in a little. Also, I don't think I was in the mood to have a few twists thrown in my face - I didn't think it was that kind of movie. I liked parts of it, and overall it was fine. Just that damn hair - I wish somebody'd fix that with CGI or something.

6/10
I liked The Bodyguard...nothing groundbreaking...cinematic cotton candy. A link to my review:

https://www.movieforums.com/reviews/...bodyguard.html






3rd Rewatch..This creepy and heartbreaking Billy Wilder classic just gets better with each reviewing as I keep noticing things that I didn't realize how underrated and amazing they are. Absolutely LOVE that scene where Norma gets on the phone with Betty (Nancy Olson) and tries to freak her out to keep her away from Joe (William Holden). With each viewing I understand more and more why this film has an 8.5 rating on the IMDB.







1st Rewatch..."12 cabins...12 vacancies...12 showers." This is Hitchcock's masterpiece and deservedly so. I still scratch my head regarding Janet Leigh being nominated for Best Supporting Actress and Anthony Perkins' Norman Bates being ignored. One of the Academy's biggest miscarriage of justice. Love that scene where Martin Balsam is first questioning Bates about Marian. It reminds me of an episode of Columbo.



IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY
(2012, Hertzfeldt)



"With each passing decade, he began to gauge the time he probably had left. And by his 40s, what he considered his halfway point at best, he had come to know just one thing: you will only get older."

It's Such a Beautiful Day is a compilation of three previously released short films from Hertzfeldt. The main premise of the story follows Bill, a man struggling with an undefined illness which is causing hallucinations, memory loss, and countless other problems. Despite this, Bill tries to carry on with his life while sharing his philosophical musings about life, love, death, and demon-faced people with bacteria-ridden crotches stuck in the produce.

This is my second experience with a Hertzfeldt, after Rejected, but I had heard a ton of great things about this, and how it's his best work and whatnot. Maybe because of that, I came in with high expectations, or maybe it wasn't the right time for me to watch it, but the truth is that I just couldn't get into the film's wavelength. I can acknowledge there is some good/great stuff in it, but it was all counter-balanced by its frantic randomness.

Grade:
*


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