Gideon does GLEE

Season Two, Ep 17. Oh God, not another Gwyneth Paltrow episode. This kids have no idea what salt water taffy is? They sure looked like it was something foreign to them. How is Brittney is on the smarty pants team? Artie couldn't handle the white rappers category? Can't believe Sue is using Teri to destroy Will. Nice to see Cheyenne Jackson as part of Sue's team, I love him. "I am both awesome and unavailable at the same time." I really hoe this is the last appearance of Paltrow. Night of Neglect? I don't get it. A class in heckling/ seriously? This applied that this is Sunshine Corrazon's appearance but I somehow I missed the first. Good thing the band had an arrangement of "All By Myself" handy. She nailed that modulation though. Lauren's advice to Mercedes was spot on, hope Mercedes was listening. I forgot that Emma had OCD,,,and were we supposed to be shocked that Carl left her. Paltrow had more chemistry with Cheyenne Jackson than she does with Matthew Morrison. Will's feelings for Holly seem to be deeper than I thought and I don't know why. why does Mercedes want a puppy? Way too convenient that Shorofsky shows up the second Blaine and Kurt return to the school. Finn doesn't know the expression "the show must go on" after being in the glee club for two years? The scene of Tina being heckled was stupid.

Season Two, Ep 18. Liked George Wyner as Rachel's doctor, who knows what the word belt means, I'm very troubled with Rachel, the number one Streisand fangirl would consider getting a nose job since Streisand never did. "and I'm sure definitely Tina has looked into an eye de0slanting.' "The thing you'd most like to change about you is the most interesting thing about you. Look at Santana trying to organize things from inside. Emma is in serious denial about her OCD. I liked Quinn and Rachel's mashup, not just the song but the concept and the editing. Loved watching put Carofsky in his place. She really got to him. The only straight I am is straight up bitch." Loved Quinn and Finn being shot from the interior of their lockers.'" Corey did a good job with "I've gotta be me" but Mike dancing around him was just distracting and didn't make sense. Why does Rachel think Glee Club Rehearsal is an appropriate place for her to talk about her possible nose job? Don't understand how having a nose job will improve her voice. At least Emma is aware that she copped out with her t-shirt. What Will said to Emma was the truth. I guess they are continuing to ignore the fact that Carofsky was expelled last season and was back two episodes later. The Bullywhips...love it. Why would that guy take that kid's pants? That was weird. I'm glad Burt isn't taking Carofsky seriously. Clearly, Carofsky's father (Daniel Roebuck) has been having the wool pulled over his eyes for years. I love Kurt insisting that Carofsky learn who Eve Harrington is. So the Warblers actually sent an entire orchestra and show choir to say goodbye to Kurt? Yeah, right. But that looks like MacKinley, why would they come all the way to Kurt to say goodbye, wouldn't they say goodbye before he left, which technically he hasn't done yet.

Season Two, Ep 19. Does anybody eat fondue anymore. Cats eat cheese? Sam was way harsh refusing to go to prom with Rachel. Sue is becoming a cartoon character who is getting difficult to take seriously. Who would do a revival of The Wiz with an all white cast? Love how Santana called it "the Melted Cheese Show." I thought it was so important to Will that April get sober, he doesn't care anymore? I guess I'm not going to know the songs in this episode because I know nothing about Fleetwood Mac. Will and April's duet was great, I love the way their voices blend. Kevin McHale was really good in that scene with Brittany even if it made him look like an idiot. He shouldn't have called Brittany stupid though. I'm with Rachel, I don't understand why Finn would get back together with Quinn. Not feeling Quinn and Sam as a couple at all. "Coach Sylvester says I'm not at liberty to say."

Season Two, Ep 20. This episode was directed by Eric Stolz. The red headed reporter...they need to lose that guy. Sue's grandmother drowned in a punch bowl? Seriously? "We'll see you at the prom, Butt Chin." Mercedes' self pity is a little hard to take. I understand Blaine's fear about going to prom, but I hope he and Kurt don't get hurt. I like that Kurt gave Blaine a chance to skip prom go to a movie instead. Sam doesn't have a date for prom? How can that be? Lauren's yellow red dress was hideous. "I'll be like the Law and Order Eva Peron candidate." What makes Puck think he's lovable but dangerous? Spiking the punch? How 1972 is that? Enjoyed the return of Jonathan Groff. their Adele duet was quite powerful. I hope Rachel doesn't get wrapped up in Jessie again, how can she trust this guy? Finn whining about Quinn was not attractive at all. Liberace mannequins...kids this age shouldn't even know who Liberace is. Liked Artie's Stevie Wonder homage, but they should have had him do the whole thing acapella. Bert has a pal in the tuxedo business? Kurt wearing a kilt to prom? Does he want to get beat up? Kurt clearly is only hearing what he wants to hear? Liked Kurt's advice to Carofsky but I don't see him ever coming out. Like that he apologized to Kurt though. LOVED Quinn's prom dress. Puck's tux was awesome, but Artie in red was a little much. Carofsky and Santana...most clearly uncomfortable dates I have ever seen. How nasty of Sue to call Artie "legs"? "You're the worst POW ever, John McLane is rolling over in his grave." Mercedes is way too cool to be doing the robot. Jonathan Groff in a fight scene? Seriously? Carofsky winning prom king? Did not see that coming. Kurt as queen? That's just nasty. Like what happened to Carrie White. "Just because I hate everybody doesn't mean everybody has to hate me too." I feel bad for Kurt but he should have seen something like this coming.

Season Two, Ep 21. Will is really stupid to hire Jessie as a consultant. Principal Figgis' password is 1234? Seriously? Why did Sue kick Becky off the Cheerios? OK, but kicking Becky off the Cheerios is not going to bring Jean back. I understand her anger but taking it out on Becky? Did Rachel really put a gold star next to her name on the sign in sheet? Will's really doing that musical with April? That was sweet that Will remembered what vest he was wearing when he met Emma.. Naya nailed her Amy Winehouse tribute. Loved Chris Colfer's take on "Some People", though his wardrobe choice was a little troubling. Amber Riley's "Try a Little Tenderness" was amazing. Jessie finding fault with everyone just smacked of cliche. The question Jessie asked Rachel before her solo was completely inappropriate. I wish Lea had put her own stamp on "My Man" rather than imitating Barbra note for note. Jane Lynch was superb in the scene with Kurt and Finn helping her clear out Jean's things, "Jen always stood up for you when I told her how evil your hair was." Sue's eulogy was beautiful even if Sue couldn't get through it. I hate Quinn not accepting being dumped. Dianna Aragon nailed that scene though. Jessie calling Mercedes lazy really pisses me off...Judy Garland listened to a song once and she had it. Sue running for Congress, I love it. I can't believe Teri thinks consorting with Sue is going to help her get Will back. OK, looks like Teri's last episode, thank God. Emma wearing Will's vest? Not too Rose on Two and a Half Men. Mercedes should have won.