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It's from a video game called Inkulinati. It's not Yoda, the game just has little creatures writing medieval-style manuscripts and that one happens to look a lot like Yoda.



Ghouls, vampires, werewolves... let's party.
It's from a video game called Inkulinati. It's not Yoda, the game just has little creatures writing medieval-style manuscripts and that one happens to look a lot like Yoda.
Oh, a video game. Your avatar looks like a Dominican priest.



Shout out @Yoda for continuing to root and believe in the Pirates even though they are still the Pirates.
bro what makes you think I believe in them????

I sort of root for them. Sort of. But at this stage that rooting mostly manifests as wanting them to tank so they can win eventually.



The trick is not minding
bro what makes you think I believe in them????

I sort of root for them. Sort of. But at this stage that rooting mostly manifests as wanting them to tank so they can win eventually.
It’s all about Skenes.
Despite my joke, they aren’t that far from being a playoff contender.
There’s hope is what I’m saying



It’s all about Skenes.
Man, he's so good. But the situation is depressing. I was saying this to a couple of my friends the other day, but between Skenes and Jones we added about 8 WAR in pitching...and won the same number of games. Which means while things look steady, the rest of the team got 8 WAR worse. That's crazy.

Despite my joke, they aren’t that far from being a playoff contender.
True. But admittedly that just makes me angrier that they haven't made a good faith effort to capitalize. Literally just a decent signing or two and they'd be in the thick of it, and baseball's playoffs are dumb so once you're in you've got a shot.

There’s hope is what I’m saying
I'm not falling for that.



The trick is not minding
Pirates fans are really looking forward to a Livvy Dunne sighting when her bf pitches anyways.
That’s….that’s really all they have going for them right now.