Last one for tonight. Lots of too-often-repeated "difference between an optimist and pessimist" quotes. When someone trucks out the old bit about the pessimist being an optimist with experience, or some other tired thing, I'm usually able to trump them with this from James Branch Cabell (who I really don't know anything about):
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears this is true.
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears this is true.
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Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain ... only straw. Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain? Scarecrow: I don't know. But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they? Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.
Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain ... only straw. Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain? Scarecrow: I don't know. But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they? Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.